r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • Feb 17 '26

H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW

192 Upvotes

Steps to get a BJ from a woman

  1. Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.

  2. Buy her an expensive meal.

  3. Don't joke about sex.

  4. Take her out for 3 dates.

  5. Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.

  6. Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.

  7. If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.

  8. If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.

  9. Pray to God.

  10. If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.

Steps to get a BJ from a guy:

  1. Tell him you want a BJ.

  2. If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.

  3. Receive BJ.

  4. Repeat as desired.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • Feb 17 '26

Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW

13 Upvotes

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If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.

As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!


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3 Upvotes

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5 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 21h ago

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14 Upvotes

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