r/LinkedInLunatics • • 1h ago

F*** ME I'M A LINKEDIN INFLUENCER - (COMEDY ROAST)

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Hi folks,

Here's a little LinkedIn roast I thought you'd appreciate as part of a comedy track called F*** me I'm an influencer I made. Lyrics below:

Hear me, im big on LinkedIn,

Thought leadership from chat GPT’s bin,

Three dot post on every LinkedIn,

Transform the mundane into proper boring,

Can't stop me I'm a LinkedIn tit,

You can't promt shit - my ai writes hits,

Dot dot dot another linked post,

That's original as a cheese on toast,

But it just don't taste the same,

Written in an ai game.

My chat gpt works harder than yours - while yours talks sh*te mines doing my chores.

Just embrace the cringe then it that bad,

Just be glad that it's not your dad...

F*ck me dad, put them 3 dots away you bellend,

It's linkedin, not the f*cking oscars.

Here's the full track if you like that part:

https://youtu.be/cnE3pLtdhMA


r/LinkedInLunatics • • 1h ago

This sounds like something that definitely happened.

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 2h ago

Menopause is one of the hottest markets

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5 Upvotes

r/LinkedInLunatics • • 2h ago

Workday humiliate candidates, and now partners as well!

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28 Upvotes

r/LinkedInLunatics • • 5h ago

Anything for content

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 7h ago

We're on a mission from God

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27 Upvotes

r/LinkedInLunatics • • 10h ago

Is self-love in the room with us?

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3 Upvotes

Maybe another try? Lucky number 7?


r/LinkedInLunatics • • 10h ago

Laughs in Tech Bro

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I just feel bad for his kid, he’s not going to get the thrust that his dad has.


r/LinkedInLunatics • • 10h ago

💩

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 11h ago

AI slop image and AI slop comment

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 12h ago

Very complex, common sense defying observation by salesman of very complex software

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49 Upvotes

r/LinkedInLunatics • • 12h ago

LinkedIn fights back

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112 Upvotes

r/LinkedInLunatics • • 13h ago

The Excitement For Elon and This “Flying” Tesla Roadster Is Cringe

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 13h ago

Check your hubris.

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345 Upvotes

The text is slightly cut off on the bottom left.

Comment is: "I only gave an answer to show my comment wasn't out of incompetence. This is a ridiculous way to gain attention on a platform. Rather than displaying actual talent, you choose... this to be your method of gaining traction."


r/LinkedInLunatics • • 13h ago

Rediscovering the pen and paper

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 15h ago

Just wait until the bubble bursts

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 16h ago

I bought an Escalade, and now my kids' bikes stress me out

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 16h ago

What is mate even flexing?

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One of the top leading the eye companies invited you for an interview and you just decided to be so casual about it. Like how do guys are like this end up getting interviews at such great companies.


r/LinkedInLunatics • • 17h ago

That’s not that impressive…

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108 Upvotes

Actually could have been a loss


r/LinkedInLunatics • • 17h ago

What hitting my wife taught me about screen time

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203 Upvotes

r/LinkedInLunatics • • 17h ago

Yet again. Why try claim this as your own?

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8 Upvotes

r/LinkedInLunatics • • 17h ago

Ruining a family's life and flexing about his success

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590 Upvotes

r/LinkedInLunatics • • 17h ago

Culture War Insanity I don't usually disagree, but when I do I...

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2 Upvotes

If this is how things are going to work out then God help us


r/LinkedInLunatics • • 17h ago

We have a B2B emergency!

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r/LinkedInLunatics • • 18h ago

Had to run and j**k off

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156 Upvotes

Elon’s gettin’ glizzed again. Scroll to the bottom…