r/LinkedInLunatics • u/UMPHMusic • 1h ago
F*** ME I'M A LINKEDIN INFLUENCER - (COMEDY ROAST)
Hi folks,
Here's a little LinkedIn roast I thought you'd appreciate as part of a comedy track called F*** me I'm an influencer I made. Lyrics below:
Hear me, im big on LinkedIn,
Thought leadership from chat GPT’s bin,
Three dot post on every LinkedIn,
Transform the mundane into proper boring,
Can't stop me I'm a LinkedIn tit,
You can't promt shit - my ai writes hits,
Dot dot dot another linked post,
That's original as a cheese on toast,
But it just don't taste the same,
Written in an ai game.
My chat gpt works harder than yours - while yours talks sh*te mines doing my chores.
Just embrace the cringe then it that bad,
Just be glad that it's not your dad...
F*ck me dad, put them 3 dots away you bellend,
It's linkedin, not the f*cking oscars.
Here's the full track if you like that part: