Dude... Dude... I have been in blunt rotations with pieces of shit like this. I've worked several art museums and have a background and I just want to throttle him. You aren't edgy, you aren't smart, you do NOT have good taste. Such sad little no talent bitch bois. Also, and this always pisses me off

YOUR GREEK STATUES ARE ACTUALLY ROMAN MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I swear to god almighty having to explain that very little remains of ancient Greek culture because you don't understand TIME. We are cooked. We're just cooked Wonks. Please hug a loved one. Teach a child. Don't let the flame of knowledge die out.

Edit: The motherfucking SENTINELS?!?!?! I am banging my head against a desk....

We paused occasionally and discussed. That discussion, a joint and some cheap pizza made for some great vibes!

(EDIT: I meant listening party haha)

He's smoking indoors, wearing sunglasses. He's clearly the Bad Boy of Pottery. And he's come here to roast modern art.

And that could be fine. Even funny. And his opening is okay, a simple 'Modern art fucking sucks!'. It's like a comedian opening with 'You know what I hate? Shopping carts!' Followed by an expectant laughter from the crowd. But the next line better be the joke.

Similarly, Tucker doesn't give this man much. Perhaps a 'hmm'. So the next line better crush. But the Bad Boy of Potter dosen't have anything! He just repeats 'It's fucking shit'. And then they sit in silence.

Or when he tells Tucker something like 'Out there in the farm, you learn some fucking hard life lessons'. When the Tuck-man follows up with a simple 'like what', the Bad Boy is caught completely off guard. Again, he has nothing!

I mean his views were silly, but it's hilarious how bad he was. Intentionally or not, Tucker completely pantsed this man without even trying.

Man, I think that Tucker is on a path to provide some real contenders for the throne of “Best Out Of Context Drop”.

Dan was the first thing to pop into my mind when i saw this. He might have to come to canada to find it though.

Here a real world algebra question for Tucker and Jess! If 1 Scaramucci = 11 days and 1 Zacharia=5 days, then 1 Zacharia = x Scaramuccis. What is the value of x?

Alex claims to be autistic often, but this is a bit more than he usually says on the subject that I can recall. What are the chances he’s just seen Rain Man one too many times?

Interesting that he owns up to getting upset and freaking out in front of the crew. So let’s use self diagnosed autism as a scapegoat for abusing the people around you.

I need to know the context and hear the unique vocal pattern. I MUST know.

TL;DR: From the home page, tap into Knowledge Fight Country, press and hold on the podcast art at the top, tap "Refresh artwork".

L;DR: I use Pocket Casts on Android and both Knowledge Fight and Knowledge Fight Country were displaying the same Knowledge Fight artwork, since Obama turned the old feed into the new feed and made a new feed for the old feed. This was obviously globalist preconditioning trying to prime me to accept inevitable woke remakes of the formerly mandatory nursery rhymes that we all grew up with, like "The Wishing-Table, the Golden Donkey, and the Cudgel in the Sack," where they're gonna replace the donkey with an electric car or something. So I googled it and it turns out you can demand a recount, as described at the top of the post.

You can also tap into your profile, tap the gear, tap "Appearance," and find a "Refresh all podcast artwork" option to help spread the message of Podcast Thumbnail Seventeen-Seventy-Six worldwide.

Also, while we're on the subject: I figured KFC's art must be "Alex Jones as a waterfall statue guy from Donkey Kong™," but I am ignorant of the specifics of the Donkey Kong™ franchise since I have deliberately not engaged with any pop culture since Ford discontinued the seventh-generation Thunderbird (the last of the trve great gas-gvzzling avtomotive chariots that were actually worth their KBB valve. Uh, value.)

Anyway, I did some research in my mind and God told me that indeed I was right; the statue appears in Donkey Kong Country™ Returns (2010, Wii) in Level 9, "Golden Temple." The statue, with waterfall feature, has also been constructed in real life (sources tell me by the same people who built the Georgia Guidestones) at SUPER NINTENDO WORLD™ in Japan and in Florida™ as part of the Mine-Cart Madness™ ride. (After-hours when park visitors have gone home, Shigeru Miyamoto sacrifices live Bopapodami in front of the effigy as part of a satanic ritual to increase sales of DK Crush Floats in the souvenir DK barrel mugs. That's all come out, even the mainstream Disneybounding vloggers have admitted it.)

But yeah the new art is cool, and I've seen people say their feeds/thumbnails/etc haven't updated consistently on various platforms, so I hope this helps. Banana.

This is a man who thinks he failed college algebra because he was too intelligent. If he believes insurance is a scam, of course he believes a smart guy like Tucker also knows insurance is a scam. If he was capable of thinking "this guy is humoring me" he would have listened to one of the many people who I'm sure tried to tell him why math has letters in it.

Edit: a word

Ok at this point I think we all know Jess is...not the brightest bulb. But he is a self-described "welder" who said he's "never used algebra in [his] life," so as a mediocre welder I just have to say this is FALSE.

Like I said, I'm not the best welder, but I have made some good welds. About 90% of a good weld is done before you don the Darth Vader mask and strike the arc. Your fit-up must be as close to perfect as possible, which means you must measure the distance and cut your pieces to the appropriate length. Is there an angle other than straight or 90 degrees? You have to figure that out. These 2 steps are probably 75% of a good weld. Another 15% is de-burring the metals after you cut them, then you have a nice, easy fit-up with no gaps that is very straightforward to weld.

Almost all of that process is solving for X, or, you know, algebra. If you have to find angles, I guess it's technically trigonometry, but still solving for X. If this man has ever made a functional weld in his life, he has done algebra.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk, and enjoy your Thursday night wonks.

PS Weird Little Guys has filled a lot of my commute time that used to be filled with KF, so I was thrilled Molly was the guest for the first episode of KFC.

The man doing the 4th hour of the Dipshit’s show, apparently on the IW team for a few years. Dan discovers he fancied himself a radio “newsman” back in the day and plays clips with a theme song that just repeats his name to a Gypsy Kings song…priceless, guttural laughter is the result for JorDan and the listener. Add Jordan mimicking the Technocrat “sample” set at the start of the pod and we have a true, my world isn’t crumbling, yet, episode.
Edit: removed generic music, added Gypsy Kings

Just think of all the buckets he could've sold if it wasn't for the slammer

Title. Probably will answer questions later tonight if I'm not too busy. It's like the least woke population that size I've ever been to

Sticky note someone left me at work.