On Tuesday, Alex completely lost his shit after he watched a video about a dog attacking a child on the street. I mean, he went off dropping F bombs left and right, yelling about how he once blinded a dog on the hike and bike trail and how if he ever saw a dog attacking a child he’d rip it apart. He’s done it before, folks! (He also ripped that dude’s nose off one time, so he knows how to do it.)
He’s been on edge and weirdly angry lately. Like way angrier in general than usual. I predicted in another post that he’d take a vacation before the end of the year (probably to hop back on the wagon) and here we are. I’m not convinced entirely it’s to get sober from alcohol now, though. Maybe another substance.
Moving back to the old studio has been stressful it seems. He had to do a rebroadcast for 3 hours on Monday because studio shit was fucked up, and today his mic pack went out and he completely lost it on the crew. Turns out it just needed to be charged, but that didn’t stop him from being passive aggressively rude and talking to them like they’re moronic children. I’m wondering if he’s realizing that moving back to the old studio is more trouble than it’s worth, but obviously he can’t give it up because getting back in there is his symbolic win over the Onion.
He was also concerned yesterday about Trump being obsessed with men’s asses (and if that makes Trump gay), his dementia, and the amount of MSG Trump consumes. But Alex never consumes MSG because he figured out when he was 12 that he’s allergic to it.