I'll leave my treasure here, where no one will find it! For my name is Capt'n Jeff, pirate here on these black seas!!! Hoist the flagg me mateys and let us be gone. We will set sail to friendlier shores and pick this treasure up come season's end and the first summer's sun is glistening on these waters. When the night passes to 21 june and the Ochtendgloren welcomes us, we will feel joy and know that when we were leaving this treasure we were enjoying it too.[7]

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