I love my two siblings kids but they mind there business and don’t think the world revolves them. We live in a townhome community and all the neighbors thirty fucking offspring constantly play in our “shared drive” which is three feet from the house. Constantly play around my car in the driveway and just generally freak out my timid rescue puppy with the blood curdling screams. Cannot fucking stand pompous ass people who don’t respect other people’s property regardless of how close our homes are to one another. We have two fucking community parks in great condition! Take your dumb useless excuse for a gene pool down there to exhaust the endless energy. Rant concluded.

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ill fuckin kill all the fucking brats

Have you ever kicked a child? I did it. It was so annoing, and there was a crowd. I kick it and it fell. Lucky their mother didn't see this, but still it was funny.

So, can we talk about how some government people will look at statistics of 1,5 kids per married household and go “TOO LITTLE”. I have actually heard many many news about “declining birth rate” in my country and how “it’s terrible”. Terrible how?? I mean yes, the generation gap is starting to get huge but that’s not because of kids but because of medicine. People live longer now. The solution here is the exact opposite of more kids.

We need less offspring. This poor planet can only hold so much of us. Crying little semen demons won’t help anything. If anything too MANY kids are being born.

While I know this subreddit is directed at hating children, I personally also wanna vent on the aging generation (at least in my country) who decide shit for the coming ones. More often than not super dumb stuff that’ll fuck up everything in the long run. But hey, who cares, they won’t be around for it.

They have their own head logic, also they are agressive to other users. You can't discuss with them, neither convince them they're wrong.

How do you deal with kids, specifically in online games, who are selfish and wants to do exactly what they are thinking like you read their mind, otherwise you're going to be flamed in a stupid and annoying way.

So I just moved in with my boyfriend at his moms house, we are trying to save money to eventually get our own place. I don’t pay rent, his moms never asked me to but I think she feels she can take advantage of me by making me watch these two fucking kids whenever she wants since im not contributing anything money-wise. Let me tell you, the level of hatred I have for kids I would rather pay rent than watch them. I work from home, so the parents will literally just leave the house and not tell me I have to watch them, and then I’m stuck babysitting all day. These kids (9 and 7 years old) have zero discipline and require CONSTANT attention...I can’t just put on a movie for them they wanna play games and talk to me for HOURS. They follow me around everywhere, even into the bathroom when I have to shit. I literally despise them, but feel obligated to do whatever the mom tells me to do for them since I’m living here rent free. Then the kids tell me that I have to buy their food for them during the day (since the parents don’t care enough to buy them groceries) and when I come out of pocket for their food I don’t get a thank you or compensation from the parents, and again I feel awkward asking for money back because I’m not paying them for my stay. I’m with them constantly and then when my boyfriend comes home from work and I want private time with him they’re still all over me telling me to play games with them or grabbing my phone out of my hand. I tell them to leave and go upstairs and then they cry to their mom saying I’m mean and I yelled at them and then the mom gets mad. Such babies. I don’t even know what to do at this point and I feel weird because I don’t wanna tell my bf or his mom I DESPISE them because it makes me look bad but I don’t think I can deal with them much longer until I lash out from frustration. I have wanted to smack the shit out of them or scream at them so many times and I can’t keep doing this. They’re legitimately making me hate my life and I dread having to be in their presence.

Ahhhh it feels so good to annoy a crying kid.

Ever since we arrived at my in-laws where my partner's family is also currently staying, my son's cousin has claimed ownership of all my son's toys, which I will not stand for because what I hate most is a selfish child and even my son who is way younger than him knows the value of sharing.

So when we got to be alone and he wanted my son's toy cars, you best bet I didn't let him have it. I kept saying "you have to ask to borrow it" or "say please can I borrow" and of course he grunts and huffs and pulls of a tantrum because he claimed the toys with "mine" smh

Then as he was kicking and shit his foot hit a sturdy toy car and he began crying lol While he was doing that, I was clasping my hand over his mouth over and over really fast, like what native americans do as a war cry or something. And he was just getting more and more annoyed. It went on for like 5 minutes.

He best not mess with my son anymore.

I genuinely despise kids. This week I had to take care of 30 children at a summer camp for 2 days and even in those 2 days they made me so emotionally exhausted I could barely recharge my batteries. One kid shit in a bush (2yo), ran around without pants(2yo), there were spoiled kids (2-4yo) too who always thought they were in the right. Which pisses me off. I swear if I ever have kids I never wanna raise them to be so spoiled and selfish. I am still not old enough to be a parent or to be able to handle kids with full kindness but I can assure you some of them piss me off so much. There are good toddlers too but those are rare. And the problem is that I've felt this hatred towards them forever. Am I just salty and bitter or are today's kids and toddlers just total assholes?

So, I used to want to be a child caregiver (please don’t ask I don’t know what brain tumor made me think that up)… And I had a half-year internship planned at a daycare that I stopped after two months (thank god). Reason? The children were assholes. Legit assholes. I have so many stories to tell about these bastards but I’ll go with the one that made me quit altogether in the first place:

There was this little girl. I think she was five. She was already super high maintenance. You know, spoiled brat type. Always wanted to be right. And boy did I feel that that day. I’ll call her Priscilla. Idk her name anymore but she feels like a Priscilla. One of my tasks was to sometimes play along with the kids. Play board games and such. There was one game that had four pieces for every player in total. So I picked them all up for every child playing. This is when Priscilla sits up and yells in the typical gasping and stumbling child voice: “We- gasp We- we only- gasp Miss (insert name of other caregiver) said- she- gasp she said-“ “She said we only play with TWO pieces…”

So I went: “Oh, well I just learned it with four. Let’s play with two then :)” Not even argumentative or looking for a fight. Just accepting her, yk? But noo. Priscilla goes: “No!! We play with only TWO!!” Me: “Y-yes?… I told you we will play with two.” Priscilla: “We always play with two. pieces.” Priscilla: “I’m getting Miss (Caregiver)”

Then one of my coworkers shows up and says “Yeah we always play with two since its faster and simpler.” And Priscilla crosses her arms and does that happy hmph noise and pouts. So I just break. “i said we play with two i said we did”

I went home early that day. I had a breakdown. Legit. Fuck you, Priscilla :)

I have heard this so many times now and I just want a retort to this dumbass reason for why I should like kids. “Oh, bUt yOu WeRe A kId oNcE” So, if I ever had a disease should I love that disease then?? I fucking hate this argument but I can never thing of a retort because it’s so dumb. Help me please

Don't ever purchase a home in a conventional suburban neighborhood. It's all about location, location, location. Do your research, and make absolutely certain that the demographic is primarily comprised of either young professionals or retirees. I'd rather have grandma call the police on me 24/7 than have to endure the bullshit of a single child. Hell, if you have the cash, purchase a few acres.

Overpopulation is now relevant in today's modern society. Round them all up, toss them onto a deserted island, and forget about it.

(This is an vent post i'm doing after some weird kid-defender replied to an comment of mine on Reddit)

They already ruined a few special interests of mine such as Fortnite and Friday Night Funkin'. I hope those pests don't put their hands on Skullgirls...

Kids online are the worst.

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When kids do something annoying as f#ck and everybody’s just like “aww” “haha 😂” when the little a$$h0le is telling their sister “Ur UgLy”. Kids suck.

His kids are actually kind of sweet, the older one I can get along with but the younger girl is spoilt and a brat, she makes me so angry and she needs to have attention on her ALL the time, she can't stand if I talk to her brother or dad. Sometimes I just want to slap her but I act really nice and sweet to her. My boyfriend doesn't seem to realize how spoilt she is and how she never listens. I'm trying really hard to accept the fact that we have to share the house with them sometimes but every now and then I literally have a breakdown because I can't handle how energetic and annoying and horrible they are. They stress me out so much and he doesn't get it.

Sorry for the rant ...could use some advice if you think I could have a future with him.