r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ParkingPotential420 • 23h ago
She wouldn't let me get my bamboo matcha. i know im a chill guy but not when it comes to my bamboo matcha. it's 6am too 🙄
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 1d ago
Just chilling at the beach and this hairless monkey just grabs me and records me! The nerve! PSA: if you don't know what something is DON'T pick it up...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/willowgrl • 1d ago
Mammals I saw others were posting about spas… This one was unorthodox, but strangely enjoyable
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ShaneQuaslay • 1d ago
This giant hairless monkey broke into MY house, picked me up and evicted ME!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago
Birds It saves so much time to bring all the groceries inside in one trip!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago
Mammals The room service at my hotel is fantastic!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/willowgrl • 2d ago
Birds I wish these humans would stop telling me to have a good morning. ILL HAVE WHATEVER MORNING I WANT!!!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • 2d ago
Deluded Ape Thinks We Worship Her
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Um, Tammy, we know you still have a slice of bread in your pocket, and we know where you live. YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, Tammy?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 3d ago
Mammals Twins are just EXHAUSTING!
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I just *can’t* with these kids anymore!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 3d ago
Here I was playing ball in my driveway and someone recorded me .. just WTF.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 3d ago
Mammals These monsters are mocking me 🤬🤬
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Better_Description75 • 4d ago
Mammals The worst part is when they’re eating in front of me.
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Advice needed.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago
My owner struggles to keep up, but I still think we make a pretty good team.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/TerrakSteeltalon • 5d ago
I wouldn’t let them bug the guy working on the fireplace
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 6d ago
Birds Nice to see the kids are still playing in the fire hydrants like they did back in the day
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago
I just visited a 5 star spa. Highly recommend!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 6d ago
Mammals Waiter said there weren't any glasses left, but we made it work!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 7d ago
Just out wanting to enjoy a relaxing evening bike ride and I get a flat. Tried asking these apes for help but they were too busy trying to use me as content!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/moldyartichoke_ • 7d ago
Praying Mantis eating a Spotted Lanternfly
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Umm... Privacy please??
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 8d ago
I’m not sure I like this spa.
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The treatments are nice but why are they showing everyone my weight???? I’m so embarrassed!!!!