I'll never forget the double battle in Pokémon emerald heartgold/souksilver where it's a couple, and one of them is using a cloyster, and the other is using an Onyx. Innuendo to the max.
Thanks for the correction. I'll make the edit. Hadn't played Pokémon since then lol. Been so long. I thought it was emerald/ruby/sapphire when double battles were introduced lol.
how ever many it takes is sausages, the light bulb will be changed in 6 weeks after the singular person who is allowed to change it gets back from sick leave.
I've heard the joke before, but its always been in reference to a third party, so boy am I glad to see it in action straight to someones face. That reaction was priceless.
It's even more hilarious when you know the man is from the far-right AfD and was photographed while he did the hitler salute and the woman is from the left party DIe Linke and worked as a nurse
Also one AfD member willingly gave up his seat in the city council because he didn't properly read the letter he got, put a check on "I decline the vote" and signed the letter confirming his choice.
Fun fact: If he simply ignored the letter he would have a seat in the city council because not responding counts as accepting the vote.
It gets even more amusing when you find out that Alice Weidel (leader of the AfD) is a lesbian who lives and pays taxes in Switzerland, in essence, she has nothing to do with Germany.
The man at his side is Hans-Thomas Tillschneider, also AfD. Russians gifted him a cup of the russian army and he celebrated putins birthday in the russian embassy. And as syrian dictator Al-Assad was defeated, he called for solidarity with him.
The people of Saxony-Anhalt voted him into parliament and he is Vice-President of the State Parliament of Saxony-Anhalt now.
Lmao I had to watch the video 5 times, funniest roast I've ever seen! He'll think about that comment for the rest of his life hahahhahha
"I'm more sensitive then a clitoris with more then 3000 nerve endings, damn"
The incident (March 2026):
During a debate about violence against women, AfD MP Martin Reichardt repeatedly interrupted Left Party MP Kathrin Gebel with heckling. She retorted in the chamber: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, but you’re still more sensitive.” (She later jokingly corrected the figure to around 10,000 nerve endings.) The video spread internationally on social media.
The comeback (October 2026):
During a later plenary debate, Martin Reichardt referred to the incident and accused Kathrin Gebel of “not knowing about your own clitoris.”
The fine (October 2026):
The Bundestag Presidium—including Vice-President Andrea Lindholz and President Julia Klöckner—imposed a fine on Reichardt over the remark. On October 16, 2026, the Bundestag rejected his appeal, with the votes of the CDU/CSU, SPD, Greens and Left Party, and against the votes of the AfD.
She was sued after this for hurting the man's feelings and a lawsuit was actually filed, the lawsuit failed. Turns out being right is a strong legal defense.
That's the tough men of the right for you. Always a pussy when confronted and will run acting the victims in front of papa state. I've said so many negative things about them and I would get banned in a matter of minutes after posting. Imagine.
Yeah, well, like every far right party the AfD always say, they're for freedom of speech, but only if it's their speech.
After they raged about our former Vice-Chancellor, who had filed complaints against numerous people for defamation, it emerged that their leader, Alice Weidel, had also filed complaints against just as many people lol
Yes, Yesterday during a debate. I’ll upload a video on my TikTok account Genossin.Gebel
I don’t understand why he can’t get over it and keeps referencing that moment. Like dude, it’s been months, you got countered once, it’s not that deep.
He would never be able to deal with all the shot female politicians have to withstand on the daily 🫣
Agreed. I'm tired of people using "sensitive" as derogatory as if it's a bad thing. But also damn she let him have it.
Edit: Didn't realize the word she uses in German has more of a "thin-skinned" meaning than "sensitive." Still my point stands because the person who translated thought "sensitive" was the appropriate word to use in this context. But if it was auto-translated then fuck me I guess.
The word she used for sensitive "empfindlich" is a bit different than the English meaning in this context. In English, we have one word, but in German, we have (at least) three words that cover more specific aspects of "sensitivity".
She then made a video after , apologising for being wrong to say that. They actually have more than 10 thousand nerve ending and he was still more sensitive
Well, after she came under fire for that comment, she said: “I would never, ever call Martin Reichardt a ‘pussy’ or compare him to a vulva. Because the vulva is an incredibly strong organ. It’s extremely elastic; it can withstand a great deal. And my point was, after all, that Martin Reichardt can’t do that.”
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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 13h ago
u/Strong_Boss_8932, your post does fit the subreddit!