Working on my April 1 ARC submission (we don't have an ARC but a form if you don't want to risk a fine) after reading city's guidelines not to rake yards after board decreed $100 per day fined after 26 years with two days notice if you exceed 25% coverage. Our Declaration doesn't permit rules on lots but the board does otherwise.
If your HOA makes you rake, they hate turtles. Meetal is not allowed but how could they tell?
ARC APPLICATION EXTERIOR MODIFICATION
Proposed improvement: Transparent aluminum enclosure for two humpback whales.
Purpose: Emergency marine mammal conservation and protection from HOA landscaping enforcement.
Materials: Six-inch transparent aluminum, specifications provided by a visiting Scottish engineer.
Contractor: Dr. Nichols, Plexicorp.
Anticipated impact on property values: Negligible, provided the whales remain submerged.
Applicant's response: “Hello, computer?” 🖱️