Summary: He's been in your business for as long as you can remember. He's at it again.

Author note: So, about that [Incest?] tag. I've included it out of an abundance of caution. Family members have no direct interaction in this script. But if a hint is too much, do not read.

Script by u/omgsayitagain found here.

Audio found on Hot Audio and Soundgasm.

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Okay, so ... I've done a couple silly spicy audios in the past (John Hancock and Skeletor come to mind ...). This one is definitely more in that vein. It's also really my first naive speaker ... first subby speaker ... first .... well, you get the idea, this isn't my usual audio.

And as for the speaker. Well, it's pretty clear it's a first for him too.

But ... who wouldn't want a happy go-lucky robot friend with benefits who is always excited to be a fuck toy, tickle buddy, and overall enthusiastic little sweetheart, right?

Somehow, this is a completely unedited single take. It just kind of worked out. Which is good, because I saddled my editor with an almost hour long vampire/werewolf self-collab for October!

Anyway, if you want to give this little robot a spin ... flip his little switch right here.

Hello, GWA Comedy!

I've done some audios with puns in the past and even a celebratory dad joke one for one of my milestones, I haven't yet gotten started in here. So, could I get a verification, please?

Hi GWA Comedy,

I'd love it if you could verify my audio on Soundgasm.

On this, the day of our Lord, September the 18th, 2026

<3 BraveNewWhore

{the rest of the joke is "i'd never pay fifty bucks to let a chickpea on my face..." wait, i messed that up lemme try again.}

You weren't home, so I let myself in. I hope that's ok... also, I found your stache and you are into some kinky stuff... not judging! (742 words)

The set-up: You drop in on your sweetie, they're not home so you let yourself in and leave them a voice note while making yourself at home.

VA Note: This is a very particular type of stalker. She really has the listener's best interest in mind. No SFX required but it's a voice note and you could include a beep at the begining and end (or not).

Listener: She's been in your business for as long as you can remember. She's at it again.

If you like your smut to be quick and to the point, if you want naked bodies thrashing and fluids flowing, you will be disappointed. But, I'm hoping some of you will be amused in the end.

My appologies to those who have enjoyed my previous voice notes. I intended to write something tantalizing for you but this happened instead.

So, about that [Incest?] tag. I've included it out of an abundance of caution. Family members have no direct interaction in this script. But if a hint is too much, do not read.

Enjoy?

p.s. I'm confident this script could be a M4A script with a couple of minor changes. I'm open to making those changes or if a VA wants to make the adjustments, I'm totally cool with that.

soundgasm: https://soundgasm.net/u/bear_/M-Verification-gwac-bearification

hi my name is bear_ and i'd like to verify

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Hello everyone here's a script for you guys

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If you want to make any changes feel free to improvise or change anything to your liking, and please notify me if you do decide to use this script I would love to hear from you.

Summary: You met your girlfriend on discord and things have been going well, you like to joke about her being a discord mod and using a stupid voice, but one day she snaps and you both agree to a bet, if she can do 15 minutes of discord mod roleplay without breaking then you'll have to wear a "I'm daddy's little discord kitten uwu" shirt.

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All music is public domain. Script is my original content.

Hello, fellow Americans as well as non-Americans … I don’t know if I can say I was feeling patriotic … because somehow, at least on the surface, cuckolding George Washington doesn’t seem to be the MOST patriotic thing I could do for this 250^(th) anniversary of US independence. But … it was … maybe the most satisfying thing.

This audio is about 13 minutes long, with the first minute or two being a quick letter from the one and only John Hancock to future citizens of the US. The premise is you find the letter, which leads you to a journal, which contains all the torrid details of that July 4^(th) evening, where John Hancock finds Martha Washington in his house following the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

What happens next, is a national treasure!

I’ll admit, it started as a little bit of a shitpost, but by the end it became oddly poetic, sweet, and romantic. You might laugh. You might cry. You WILL cum.

I’m posting it a little early for July 4^(th) so you can go ahead and save it or use it to get into the spirit of the festivities … so that when you’re out watching fireworks … you can think back to the TRUE meaning of a revolution.

Because a revolution without cucking the first president of our great nation … is a revolution not worth having!

[Click here to celebrate!!!](https://soundgasm.net/u/Mac_Bauer/Happy-Independence-Day-From-John-Hancock)

https://scriptbin.works/s/vvx63

Winner Winner Magic Wiener

words: 503

Summary: When the check arrives at the end of dinner out, your boyfriend admits he has no cash in his wallet. You whip out his magic wiener to blow and jerk him off until he shoots a load of coins to pay for the meal.

I wanted to create a script that was short and not particularly serious with the hope that it might be a good fit for a newer VA that wanted to try something low risk. If you want the M4F version, tell me in a comment and I'll finish the draft.

Anyway, this idea amused me and I hope it fits in here.

Enjoy!

Lookit, you're a man right?

I'm confused by what some gobshite on the YouTube is saying about men and women texting.

Help me understand this load of shite, would ye? Ah sure, don't worry, I'll suck your cock while we talk, you know yourself.

Audio

So, I talk a little about my last Monday session out of my ttrpg games. I am playing a satyr bard and she's freaking hilarious to me. I always try to make my characters unique in their own silly way because I'm just a silly little queer derp half the time. I'm just a lil guy, alright? I might make this a running thing if y'all are good for me. So, this is less than 10 minutes long. But, it's also round 2 and I cut a fair amount of dead air, too. I hope y'all enjoy!!!

Pick your Poison for the link:

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All characters portrayed are 18+ and are fictitious.

And remember: content does not equal consent. While I very much appreciate any and all love for the work I put into these audios, I do ask you don't make it weird. Goon away to my voice all you want. But remember that I am a person behind the scenes when commenting.

I also do not consent to my audio, scripts, or cover art being used for AI training, AI generation, or AI voice/content creation in any form.

Request for GWAC!

Hi! I'd like to verify, my audio link is here.

Thank you!

Summary: When none of your friends show up for D&D night, you DM agrees to let you do a solo campaign...and then you do a few other things that wouldn't be appropriate to do with your friend group watching...don't worry, your girlfriend will never know!

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This is sort of a "Script Fill" of "Put Those D20's Down And Grab These 40D's Instead!" by u/Edge_of_The_Blade, but with the writer's permission, I made some tweaks...and by the end of my tweaking, I had changed almost every single spoken word...but the main storybeats and themes are still in there, so I still want to give u/Edge_of_The_Blade credit where it is due!

I reached out privately and he agreed that my "mostly just inspired by the script, not really filling it" audio would still be appropriate to post...

...plus, he admitted to not knowing much about D&D, and I do, so I had to fix THOSE lines, if nothing else!

TW: With the D&D metaphors/nerd jokes, some violence-related language is used. With the brattiness/teasing, some mild insults are used. With the infidelity/cheating, themes related to infidelity/cheating are used. Do not listen if any of those themes or words would make you feel uncomfortable or unhappy in anyway. All SFX are either foley recorded by me or taken from public domain resources.

Hola Hi!

I am hoping to verify for GWAC!

My audio link is here!

Thanks so much <3

u fell off + ratio + ur british + who asked + no u + deez nutz + don't care + didn't ask + caught in 4k + cope + seethe + gg + ur mom + grow the fuck up + L + L pt. 2 + retweet + i own u  + ur dad fell off + my dad could beat your dad up + tryhard + ok boomer + sksksksk 💅 + ur beta + im sigma + your'e submissive + L pt. 3 just dropped + yb better + ur sus + this is a cry for help can anyone hear me im extremely depressed + quote tweet + ur cringe + i did your mom + you bought monkey NFT +  you're weirdchamp + ur a clown + my father left me at the age of 4 and i have never recovered since + who wont me? + i'm lonely + they didn't think it could possibly happen, but they're releasing L pt. 5 in HD this summer and its in 3-D

Intended Effects:

𖹭 Installs the trigger "Simp" as a post-hypnotic trigger to make the listener immediately stop what they're doing and engage with my online content (via liking, commenting, checking my discord server, etc.).

𖹭 Creates a deep, urgent need to prioritize me and my content.

𖹭 Pairs the act of online engagement/submission with a significant rush of pleasure and relaxation.

𖹭 Utilizes a covert/confusion induction to drop the listener into a deep trance with no wakener.

listen on soundgasm: https://soundgasm.net/u/oopsmadi1999/F4A-mods-hypnotize-this-fool-WITH-MUSIC