r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 4h ago
POLITICS Chuck’s Zachary Levi continues his streak of horrible takes: Endorses Ken Paxton for Senate
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u/Chessh2036 4h ago
“He puts himself on the line consistently for Texas”
DOES ZACHARY LEVI KNOW WHO PAXTON IS 😭😭
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u/bforce1313 find me at Whole Foods, bitch 4h ago
I almost feel like Ai wrote this because it’s just so horrible
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u/Lindenismean I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 4h ago
Maybe he’s concerned Paxton will get dubai chocolated.
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u/My_Poor_Nerves 4h ago
Why you got to make it hard to enjoy Tangled??
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u/erossnaider and not in a cunt way 4h ago
Speaking spanish comes with the blessing that I never have to hear his voice to enjoy Tangled.
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u/Kiwi-vee I'm so pissed off immediately 3h ago edited 1h ago
Same with French. I can enjoy Super Mario Bros without Chris Prat.
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u/Trash-Cutie THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 4h ago
Shhh it's a different Zachary Levi... Just a crazy coincidence that's all....
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u/mysterious-bio 4h ago
Men with pointy teeth
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u/MyCatIsLenin 4h ago
What does that even mean? What does Paxton even stand for besides adultery and himself?
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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 4h ago
He was recently standing in Dubai with a few literal fugitives.
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u/EbbLocal266 his name is Harry Styles, not Harry Substance 3h ago
oh now levi wants him to stand in DC with them!
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u/_mercurial_high_ 4h ago
As a Texan, James Talarico is getting my vote regardless of who endorses that fucking sleazebag Paxton.
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u/disicking i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4h ago
What’s the energy feel like down there right now? I’ve been so hopeful about Texas going blue in clutch races the past two elections and still believe it can despite the insane effort and money to limit blue votes at every level
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u/Electrical-Tie-5158 3h ago
Energy was moderately high in the summer. Got extremely high in September when polls pushed Talarico into a healthy lead. Energy is a bit lower now with polls tightening as Republicans are spending $160M this month against Dems $64M.
Basically:
July: it could happen
August: it might happen
September: OMG it’s going to happen
October: it might happen
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u/AGreatHornedOwl FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 4h ago
This is like if shit filled pants endorsed a vomit covered shirt for Cleanest Clothing Item.
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u/theobedientalligator 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/M34qPW6WjtZXMFltwu
I forgot about this man and I only want to remember him as Chuck
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u/FuzzMachines Some white people were thrown into the river 4h ago
And I say this as someone who used to be a massive Chuck and Zachary Levi fan.. but genuinely who tf gives a shit who Zachary goddamn Levi endorses?
Like why would he even think literally anyone has been sitting around waiting for him to weigh in on this.
Fuck-ass loser. Chuck would be disgusted.
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u/verchiels The bulge that broke them 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZmEhUgwQgxPhhU7sVM
Shut up and fuck off
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u/ChickenSpicedLatte The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base 4h ago
john casey would be proud
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u/maybemfeo good for her.gif 4h ago
adam baldwin is just as crazy as zach 😭😭 chuck is my fave show and if sucks so bad that they’re both fucking nuts
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u/ace-destrier 3h ago
Baldwin was one of my first follows on Twitter back then and he was one of the first adopters of screaming CRAZY right wing nonsense into the Twitter void from the jump. I was pretty dumb back then and didn’t know much about conservatism, but I knew what I was seeing from him was baaaaad.
Don’t think I watched the last season because of that. It was so incredibly unsettling.
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u/TheTresStateArea 3h ago
He chased me out on Twitter once. It's so hard to watch Firefly with his dumbass. Wish Mal fucking spaced him.
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u/innocentsalad his body was resisting the wheat 3h ago
Adam Baldwin helped start gamer gate. He’s headed straight for Republican hell
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u/Silver-Original-76 4h ago
I always suspected Missy Peregrym divorced him 6 months after they married for REASONS.
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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 3h ago
I am so curious about what happened because she got out of that relationship quickly.
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u/Dry-Yak5277 4h ago
I’m surprised he hasn’t been picked up in Ben Shapiro projects yet
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u/OriginalChildBomb i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4h ago
Give it a little time, and/or a woman or two stepping forward lol.
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u/disicking i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 3h ago
You gotta wonder if there’s some crazy dirt out there on him where even they won’t touch him and still makes Levi shilling for fascism like his life depends on it
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u/MaximumEmu6 I’m a communist you idiot 1h ago
Zach has been friends and collaborators with Jeremy Boreing, founder of the Daily Wire, since the beginning of his Hollywood career. It's especially shocking that he hasn't done any Daily Wire projects yet knowing that.
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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 4h ago
Thank god, I’m sure voters were waiting with bated breath for Zachary Levy’s opinion to make their choice.
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u/Electrical-Tie-5158 3h ago
“Texas needs someone unafraid”
Paxton has refused to debate James Talarico (D) for 86 days and counting, even when JT offered to do it on Fox News.
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u/TrustMeImAGirl i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4h ago
PAXTON IS THE POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT.
Talarico, please give us a miracle.
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u/writeman00 we have lost the impact of shame in our society 4h ago
"Hollywood star" is being generous.
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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 3h ago
https://reddit.com/link/ph8bxay/video/ii5ahhw4txvh1/player
Some of my favorite Zachary Levi Ls include this meltdown where he begs people to go see Shazam 2 instead of John Wick.
-That time he whined about how it’s sexist to say that white men shouldn’t lead conversations on sexism and racism
-When he asked fans to donate $1,000,000 so he could hold a party at Comic Con. In return fans got his gratitude, and no level of donation would get them into the party.
-Complained that women killed chivalry.
-He’s a huge antivaxxer who supported RFK Jr and later Donald Trump.
-After Gavin Creel passed away from cancer, Zachary blamed his death on the COVID vaccine.
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u/Lokaji societal collapse is in the air 3h ago
Ken Paxton literally gave a sweetheart deal to a pedophile. He is a corrupt piece of shit.
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u/Electrical-Tie-5158 3h ago
Ken Paxton is America’s most corrupt politician.
He has committed felony voter fraud 6 times.
He settled another fraud case for an undisclosed amount.
He was impeached by 80% of the Texas legislature for fraud and abuse of office.
He was reported by 8 whistleblowers at the TX AG office for abuse of office.
He stole a very expensive pen.
He used taxpayer money to hide an affair from his wife.
And almost all the money for his current campaign has come from a handful of billionaires.
What kind of warrior is that? He is the swamp. He is a puppet for the oligarchs. He is the slimiest man in America.
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u/Jedimac69 4h ago
It's becoming very hard to put aside the person we know and enjoy watching them act and still enjoy the make believe. He makes it difficult to not bring who he is to his acting.
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u/Background_Push6107 3h ago
And the people who like this are the same ones who don't like it when celebrities spoke out about politics.
Makes total sense to me. /s
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u/Fast_Situation4509 4h ago
I can't imagine the cocktail of downers it would take to make a shit decision like this
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u/Wintergloaming the worst thing to happen to Emily Brontë since tuberculosis 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/BMVuW2onm0I8UmL0RY
Genuinely, does this man have any fans left to care who he endorses?
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u/guysitsausername this is cracked behaviour I can get behind 4h ago
Someone just got a big deposit from Elon.
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u/HarveytheHambutt i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4h ago
hahahahahhahahaha does this guy realize how much more of a joke he seems like now?
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u/_Thorshammer_ 3h ago
I've never heard of this guy until today, and the first thing I learn about him is that he's a moron.
Never watched "Chuck", whatever that is, or the Shazam movies so I guess threatening to boycott means nothing.
Honest question: Do these idiots think going public with shitty takes is going to somehow help their career?
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u/ryan13ts 3h ago
Christ, he’s such a fucking loser.
He’s ruined my enjoyment of movies like Tangled.
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u/diebartdie99 my side of guac just demanded that i condemn hasan piker 3h ago
How is he not the fucking establishment, they control all 3 branches of government
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u/BeefSkillet19 2h ago
Common zachary levi L, quickly coming into contention for america’s favorite failson
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u/Johnny_Blaze_123 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 2h ago
He's a religious fundamentalist and a neonazi, what did you expect??????????
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u/ViolettaQueso Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? 2h ago
What? Is he trying to be cast in a paramount+ series?
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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 1h ago
Every bit of that endorsement is a lie lol. It's so amusing to me that these people never admit why they're really voting the way they do.
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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 53m ago
Omg even entrenched GOP republicans are coming out of their stupor and seeing Ken Paxton for the absolute slimeball criminal politician he is. What an absolutely brain dead endorsement.
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u/heweynuisance 22m ago
Texas is also my home. We dont need Paxton, or whoever this Levi guy is. They can both leave. Talarico all day.
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u/Emotional_Warthog658 3h ago
How is the establishment going to stand up to itself? Because that dude is DEFINITELY the establishment in Texas
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u/strawberryskullskill 4h ago
That "warrior" talk makes the whole endorsement even more pathetic.