r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 high priestess of child sacrifice • 18h ago
STAN / ANTI SHIELD Only three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Taylor Swift dropping another variant of the same song to block other pop girlies from having their moment on the charts
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u/wolf_at_the_door1 18h ago
She hates the idea of Olivia having success more than creating quality music herself
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u/evilhagludgate i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18h ago
Not even just Oliva, any new popstar
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u/ScottyNuttz 18h ago
But especially Olivia.
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u/kerrybom 17h ago
Well Olivia and Billie are the only ones who can really challenge her crown, especially Olivia sales-wise (and Billie awards-wise)
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u/festivus4allofus 17h ago
she's genuinely unhinged when it comes to the 2 of them. Billie never kissed the ring and is insanely popular with the awards to boost which is a cardinal sin. Plus she's not afraid to call out practices we all know taylor implemented to game the system.
and the whole thing with rodrigo and taylor in general is just crazy to the point I kinda thought she might've been able to bury olivia. only for her to stop talking about taylor, do her own thing, and manage to widen the hell out of her base and get more and more critical acclaim. You just know it kills her that the industry fawns over billie and olivia, so the only win she can have is to deploy her cult to buy 30 variants for each release and stream her singles like zombies
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u/sailorveenus 16h ago
Billie’s idol was Justin Bieber and it’s so sad to see how supportive Justin is towards billie while Olivia gets stomped by hers
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u/kishabashi 16h ago
Billie also idolized Lana who has been nothing but sweet and supportive to her
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u/vaginasinparis 14h ago
And Hayley Williams! Who also has been very encouraging toward her
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u/festivus4allofus 16h ago
I won't lie and say that I was a fan of rodrigo until this new album where she really blew me away (didnt give her a shot before tbf, thought she wasn't for me, was very wrong) so I can't really speak on her much but the fact that she seemingly tripled down on saying her influences and just leaves out taylor after the credits fiasco did always make me happy
there are people gen z is getting introduced to bcs of olivia rodrigo and taylor missed out on that, while olivia is picking up cookie points by fangirling. If someone told me shirley manson would be going around singing praises about a mainstream pop girlie I'd laugh. Rodrigo now has the support of some of my rock/punk faves which is kinda insane to me. What do you mean she has a duet with robert smith???
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u/actuallygfm too old, too tired, and too talented 15h ago
And David Byrne stars in the new video!!
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u/festivus4allofus 15h ago
Loved how everyone, including me and my friends, just went DAVID BYRNE?!?? I came out of the video just wanting someone to make a gif of every single scene with him, like we all know he's a ~performer~ but he needs to be in something, I was dying laughing at every reaction he was pulling during chappells verse
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u/greenqueenthree 15h ago
Have you heard his cover of Drivers License!?!? I'm obsessed.
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u/MellowedOut1934 15h ago
I’m a 43 year-old man and the Daisy Chain Fields line-up left me floored.
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u/Never_Summer24 16h ago
I was speed reading and had to back up because my brain couldn’t process how Billy Idol fit into the mix lol
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u/skittlesmk 16h ago
Mind you, this is a woman turning 37 in a couple of months
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u/Buffy-boo12 Ms Capitalist ✨💵 16h ago
She also doesn't have to buy her own awards either
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u/festivus4allofus 14h ago
I forgot the mtv bullshit award that the gave her. My god they made up an award bcs they didn't want taylor to have the video vanguard, not even mtv wants to give her propa for things that still have meaning for gen x /millenials. No one can convince me that they didn't get a call from her camp. She must be PISSED knowing no one's rating her aoty chances as anything other than pity award given because of sales. God having olivia rodrigo be one of the frontrunners must hurt bad lmao
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u/sailorveenus 16h ago
I think Sabrina too. She probably hates that she propped up Sabrina to get back at Olivia and now Sabrina is coming for her crown just as much as Olivia is.
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u/kerrybom 16h ago
Actually yeah, Sabrina and Olivia are her main competitors sales-wise
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u/sailorveenus 15h ago
I agree but Olivia is much similar to Taylor than Sabrina is. Olivia is also being complimented for her song writing similar to Taylor
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u/kerrybom 15h ago
Olivia is indeed the only true heir to the Taylor Swift throne, and it was inevitable that someone like her would surface one day, the only issue Taylor has with it is that it happened too soon - Taylor was just 31 when Olivia came onto the scene with massive sales, and that bugged her because she wanted to be the undisputed queen until at least age 40
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u/sailorveenus 14h ago
Yeah Olivia is also political and beloved for it and Taylor tries to be political with her whole
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u/Saint_Anthony88 16h ago
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u/TurdsOnThat 16h ago
No way charli gives a shit about any of it. She’s in another world.
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u/throwraW2 16h ago
I don’t think she considers Charlie a threat much at all tbh
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u/dadbod-arcuser 16h ago
I think Charlie is more of an aesthetic/social threat to her. She couldn’t get the “cool” bad guy, Matty Healy, but Charlie did by marrying his band mate and is a successful pop artist
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u/Luna_Loo_ 16h ago
And also brat summer was more organic , culture consuming than anything TS could’ve done
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u/iannypoo 14h ago
Charlie is actually talented and creative is the thing. TS has plateaued for the past decade. Also Charlie works with innovative producers, Jack Antonoff might as well be AI he's so uninspired and repetitive.
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u/43XStitchX21 15h ago
When Charli XCX was about to get a U.K. number one with brat a couple years ago, Taylor Swift dropped a last minute batch of 6 U.K. exclusive variants to block her
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u/Fregraham 16h ago
She’s never getting two best song Oscar’s. And Billie is the youngest ever double Oscar winner so she’s not catching that either. Wonder if that thought keeps randomly haunting her.
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u/brijito 15h ago
Any new female pop star. She doesnt do this when harry styles releases new music, but she does every time a woman does.
She is the Amy Coney Barrett of pop music, pulling the ladder up behind her and fucking over every woman in the process.
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u/moonshoeslol 14h ago
Her fans are like "she's such a smart business lady". Yeah and that's a fucking problem.
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u/butipreferlottie 17h ago
Not male ones
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u/Mundane_Door_5225 17h ago
Those, she apreciate she carve the path for women? Or something in the terms of it? #lol
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u/Quirky-Elderberry304 17h ago edited 12h ago
She doesn't do that to her faves like Sabrina, Lana, Gracie etc. This is especially for Charli, Billie and Olivia.
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u/festivus4allofus 16h ago
she'd not afraid of them. the moment lana didn't call her out for her blant rippoffs taylor figured she can control that narrative, and lana was never a real threat in terms of sales. sabrina I think if man's best friend did better we might've seen a change there honestly. and gracie I think we all knew was never a threat
Billie and Olivia managed to achieve shit taylor couldn't dream off when they were very young. She doesn't really have a big reach with gen z and younger, while billie and olivia do. She's ageing out and is terrified of it, and though she has a huge base, it's pretty uniform. It must suck for her knowing the 2 gen z girls are able to jump around generations and genres easily. It took almost 15 yrs for her to get glasto traction, billie and olivia had like 2 albums before they were headliners...
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u/thewinterheart 16h ago
My best guess with keeping Gracie around is because of her father. We know Taylor has directorial aspirations, so... Best to keep those connections, I'm guessing.
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u/sailorveenus 15h ago
Gracie is not as talented or as critically acclaimed as the others lol
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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 18h ago
Has she ever cared about quality tbh
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u/cuteapatootea 17h ago
I'd argue yes she used to a couple of years back. then she fully succumbed to capitalism and chose to become the temu of the music industry. Cheap, fast, inconsistent, scammy, sometimes filled with nice surprises but overall highly unethical.
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u/4thTimesAnAlt 17h ago
She never has. The army of great songwriters around her cared about quality and were good enough to clean up the crap she handed them. All those great songwriters are now gone, and we're seeing her true "talent" on display.
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u/Road_Whorrior 15h ago
That voice note where she totally ignored Max lives rent free in my head. It is so clearly what happened to her music.
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u/Reasonable-Kiwi-6951 17h ago
I know someday I'm gonna meet her, it's a fever dream
The kind of radiance you only have at seventeen
She'll know the way and then she'll say she got the map from me
I'll say I'm happy for her, then I'll cry myself to sleep
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u/Krustybabushka 17h ago
you'll never get me to beileve that those (From the Vault) songs were written for the original albums. I think they're just new songs she thought would fit the vibe of the album
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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop 17h ago
I believe this too!!!! Maybe the first re-record album’s songs were (at best), but after that, I definitely think she just wrote the songs to fit that era
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u/Sad-Headphones 14h ago
Yes! Especially with the All too well 10 min version, the new verses were defentitly written for the Taylor's version
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u/ariestoaries 16h ago
Why would you cry yourself to sleep just because someone else is successful? Most happy people want other people to be happy. Artists who are secure in what they accomplished don’t see someone else’s success as taking away from theirs.
I understand those private moments of feeling upset, or even resentful, when you’re on the bottom trying to get something and someone else gets it instead, but she already has everything. What’s the point of being as successful as she is if she can’t comfortably enjoy her record-setting accomplishments and cemented legacy?
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u/Quirky-Elderberry304 17h ago
Except with Olivia it's been all out and she's never said she's happy for her after their falling out. Think they were friendly initially but that last like 2 mins before Taylor treated to sue her.
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u/Grigorios 17h ago
I'm pretty normal about Taylor Swift and I'm generally very detached from this kind of news story but I have to admit I was slightly miffed when she successfully kept Hit Me Hard And Soft from getting #1 the entire time.
Especially since HMHAS is one if my favourite albums of all time and TTPD is Taylor's now second worst album, by some margin. I know the Swifties were pretty effective in turning the narrative around on TTPD but I'm sticking to my guns, it was 2 hours of samey, dull music and at best uninteresting songwriting. Sucked the first time and still sucks now.
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u/amysantiagoisbae99 17h ago
As people say , Olivia has broken records that she'll never be able to break (entire discography charting , number 1 debut single and album )
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u/boringestnickname 17h ago edited 14h ago
I mean, I don't care about Taylor Swift in the slightest, but "Taylor Swift" isn't a person anymore, it's a corporation.
I don't think hating, liking or disliking has any influence of anything. "Taylor Swift" just a grey sludge in an ocean of more grey sludge. There's no humanity here.
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u/SituationDeep 17h ago
I assume the amount of praise for Olivia’s latest album is especially frustrating for Taylor when her fans place her on a pedestal and think she’s the songwriter of the generation.
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u/EuphoricFlower6308 17h ago
The game played by many, doesn't matter if what they produce is of value, it matters that they push everyone outta the way. In a world where you have this much money and can do anything.... Why bother doing this. Yawn. Shitification
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u/Relevant-Peach3997 18h ago
How can anyone defend this time after time.
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u/Dickie-Nird 18h ago
I have no idea, and my mom is a swiftie.
I don’t think people really tune into anything other than the music. Which fair i don’t do it with every artist i listen to- but like… she been stepping in gum for a hot second now, at this point it’s kinda willful ignorance
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u/area51keurigmachine 18h ago
I have a friend who has been dismissing any criticism of her with, "I wish people would come for men the way they come for her" for literally a decade now. She will rage about anything and everything, but if you bring up anything new T Swift has done she just rolls her eyes and repeats that line.
And it's like, sure, that was a valid response to criticism of her 10 years ago. But now? NOW? I think we can criticize men AND Taylor Swift at this point.
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u/UniverseNextD00r i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18h ago
Ugh yes, the fake feminist swiftie who claims any criticism of Taylor is anti-woman. And don't get me wrong, Swift has faced tons of misogyny in her time...but she's still a piece of shit.
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u/butipreferlottie 17h ago
I think calling people who aren't in their cult "antisocial" is the new thing, I've seen several of them using that angle in other threads. Which is somewhat accurate, because I have zero desire to socialize with Swifties
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u/b1tchf1t 15h ago
Lmao thats some scientology shit 🤣🤣 no one can convince me Swifties aren't a cult.
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u/ProxyMuncher 16h ago
I think T’s whole invasive marketing schema is anti-women if you apply any sliver of thought to it at all. Category 5 white woman moments on the radio 24/7 reduces play time for any smaller artists.
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u/GuiPhips 15h ago
And frankly, I’d argue that not criticizing Taylor and, by extension, women when it’s valid and deserved is anti-feminist. She’s to be exempt from that because she’s a woman? Doesn’t that sound a bit sexist?
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u/Dickie-Nird 17h ago
The fake feminism falls extra flat when taylor has been staunchly stepping on any woman who she considers competition.
She is a main reason the charts have gotten as nasty and mean spirited as they are. Like girl you’re an idol. Let others get their bag too.
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u/_ludakris_ 14h ago
It also falls flat when you listen to songs on her most recent album that are low-key misogynistic. Honey, Actually Romantic, etc
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u/chernogumby ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 17h ago
lol yea shes dumping on the lowest hanging fruit to defend grabbing the second lowest hanging fruit
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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop 17h ago
But also, there aren’t many, if any, men at her level of success in pop. Maybe Harry styles and ed Sheeran? So there’s also just less opportunity to criticize men as much as her. But you better believe when I get the chance to criticize men, I’m criticizing them just as much as Taylor swift!
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u/PedFrenner 15,000 little bastard rubber ducks 18h ago edited 16h ago
"BuT THE BeATLes Did It TOO!" OH, sorry, The Beatles saved their music for release whenever they though the Stones might have something coming out? Delusional behaviour.
Almost as delusional as thinking an acoustic version of another bummer of a song trashing her ex again can compare to the upbeat, positive, mature, FUN song that this remix is. Gaming the charts is how you get hits when you cant make fun music with your girlfriends I guess.
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u/temporaryysecretary 13h ago
The Beatles are actually the worst example of this. During their time it was common practice to include singles in albums to bump up sales, especially if the single was successful - people might buy the album for that.
But the Beatles considered it ripping off the consumer to esentially sell tthem the same thing twice, so the singles never ended up on albums. Hey Jude, I Want To Hold Your Hand and many other hit singles aren't on any Beatles Albums.
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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 18h ago
The same way that people defend billionaires for not paying taxes—everyone just hates winners!! They’re so much smarter and better because they’re winning!! Please read that in Charlie Sheen’s voice, thanks
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u/mammalmaker 17h ago
They either ignore the bad stuff or prêtent it doesn't matter.
For example, when I asked my sister why has Taylor been so quiet about the Trump stuff considering she used to be quite vocal. She just says ya well at least she's not like other billionaires and gives bonuses to her crew.
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u/LeBronicTheHolistic 18h ago
What word turns you on the most?
Her: “$$$$”
Him: “No.”
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u/gimmethetea14 18h ago
Perfect for each other.
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u/LeBronicTheHolistic 18h ago
Still wouldn’t wish that dipshit into any woman’s life.
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u/princesspeachkitty oat milk chugging bisexual 17h ago
The universe made it so you didnt have to wish ✨️ If tay tay wasnt so Maga adjacent, I might feel a sliver of sympathy
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u/norsk_imposter So tired of men. So tired of him. So tired of Taylor swift 17h ago
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u/norsk_imposter So tired of men. So tired of him. So tired of Taylor swift 13h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/2w6I6nCyf5rmy5SHBy
Their podcast
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u/dumpstertoaster 18h ago
but she couldn’t block ella langley?
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u/ClockEducational7345 17h ago
Her bot army is better than swift’s
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u/DesireeThymes 15h ago
Taylor swift is a corporation masquerading as a human being.
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u/Salt-Idea-6830 alleged dog 17h ago
she doesn’t have to worry bc she’s in a different genre but the moment she shifts to country, that’ll be her target
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u/texaspoontappa93 16h ago
Has it been so long that we forgot Taylor started out as a country artist?
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u/anonymousgoose64 internationally tolerated artist 18h ago
Can we talk about how good expectations is though?! It was my favorite off the main album and the new version is so elevated!
The stateside of 2026
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u/MondeyMondey 18h ago
I really liked it. Neither outshines the original nor is in its shadow. Fun Chappell verse!
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u/Ancient-Dot3310 15h ago
I agree. This felt like one of those genuine remixes where both artists just wanted to do a fun collab with genuine intent, and the result was something very enjoyable.
Haven’t heard a genuine remix like this in a while
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u/MileHighSugar 18h ago
People should pull a Swiftie and go stream Expectations all day regardless if they like it or not
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u/anonymousgoose64 internationally tolerated artist 18h ago
Can't because Rachel Chinouriri released today also
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u/droobidoobidoo I am gay!!!! Gay gay gay gay 17h ago
I may have left it on repeat on mute overnight so it could jump into the top 5 of my Spotify Wrapped this year (now at #2 with 166 streams lol. Lush Life is ahead with 181 streams). I'm doing my part!
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u/maryrach 16h ago
I LOVE a singer who can SING! I love not rewarding mediocrity. TS fans should try it.
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u/droobidoobidoo I am gay!!!! Gay gay gay gay 17h ago
Truly abhorrent behaviour! She could have uplifted all women in the industry, not just those useful to her brand or less famous and powerful than her. Olivia may lose the battle but she is on track to win the war!
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u/ariestoaries 16h ago
Eh, Olivia really doesn't seem interested in playing war games with Taylor. There's maturity in just going off to find your own green pastures and that seems to be what Olivia's been enjoying, just focusing on her own life and music.
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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 18h ago
She’s too busy terrorizing her new neighbors allegedly
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u/area51keurigmachine 18h ago
I actually think her terrorizing a neighborhood full of other rich fucks is very funny. The Cleveland social elites' sewer lines never saw her trees coming.
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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 17h ago
Oh for sure, it is very funny. HOA karen drama kind of funny
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u/biamchee 18h ago
Ooo what’s the tea here?
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u/UniverseNextD00r i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17h ago
I clicked the link. They're trying to erect a 6 ft fence around their entire estate in Ohio, and their neighbors are pissed.
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u/theicecreamassassin women’s wrongs activist 16h ago
It also has to do with the trees they want to plant which will completely mess up the sewage lines there!
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u/DaDrought2 18h ago
Taylor Swift is lowkey the white Nikki Minaj, Lil Kim warned us about women like this.
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u/SnooRadishes3875 16h ago
Can you link the lil Kim quote. Love her!
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u/DaDrought2 11h ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwGuA3h99U
interview in 2012 with The Breakfast Club, she basically says that Nikki will do anything to make sure she’s the only big female rapper, usually by putting other female rappers down.
Lil Kim got a lot of pushback for this interview, and it basically black balled her from working with anyone on the ymcmb roster or their affiliates. Now over the past 5-6 years we see she was completely right, to the point where I think a couple years ago the whole Breakfast Club Cast made an apology to her.
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u/drzoidburger 13h ago
To use Taylor's own words, "There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women."
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u/Mundane_Door_5225 18h ago
I just KNOW in my guts she fumed when Paul Mccartney mentioned Billie Eilish and not her on Amy's podcast.
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u/jonsnowme shiv roy apologist 16h ago
And bless Amy for being the only interviewer to not bring her up in interview questions.
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u/monofongo 18h ago
I’m so fucking over Taylor and this is coming from a former fan
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u/Caitlionator Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 17h ago
I never imagined adding her to my blocked list on Spotify. I was a huge fan. And yet here we are.
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u/fell_4m_coconut_tree I am a lazy 32 year old bougie bitch 16h ago
I did this last night lmao! I removed all of her songs from my Liked playlist and blocked her on spotfiy lmao. Unbelievable. I've been a fan since the beginning of her career!
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u/monofongo 16h ago
Yeah last album I enjoyed was Midnights! I thought TTPD was too wordy and overstuffed. Showgirl then completely lost me. Her variant antics and silence over Trump/politics has really turned me off from her. I can’t even listen to my favorite TS albums Folklore/Evermore without getting the ick now. ☹️
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u/theresagray17 and you did it at my birthday dinner 15h ago
I’m a swiftie who I think is almost leaving (went to Eras, love her music, the encore is fun but definitely lazy in a lot of ways and I’m getting tired of her shenanigans), and I think I finally read something that completely encapsulates what I felt about TTPD: wordy and overstuffed. She tried to do folkmore again but missed the point
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u/droobidoobidoo I am gay!!!! Gay gay gay gay 17h ago
Same! She is still one of my most streamed artists of all time on Spotify! I was only a proper Swiftie for a few years but man it got too much and it was off to the blocked list for her!
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u/picklejarlamp 13h ago
fellow recovering swiftie here. she’s been giving me the ick so badly these past couple years. how she treats the new pop girls is disgusting and disappointing. what a fall from grace
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u/croissanting-is-life ed sheeran is spiritually flaccid 18h ago
Damn she really is a music cockblocker
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u/hashbrowneggyolk0520 16h ago
When it first started happening I didn't really believe someone would be so petulant but she's done it way too many times for it to be anything that can be explained innocently.
It's a shame because I really like (some of) her music but this just completely sours it for me among other things. It's pathetic and childish that she can't stand for someone else to have the limelight for more than 5 minutes.
And to keep doing this to Olivia, a previously diehard fan of your music is even more pathetic and childish.
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u/hatefromandie Its music made for the wives of cops as they shop at target 18h ago
Taylor and I are around the same age and I would be mortified to be beefing with a 23 year old at my big grown age. Someone who has been in the industry as long as she has should be uplifting younger artists, not taking every opportunity she can to step on their achievements.
I want Swifties to tell me this is a coincidence. Once or twice? Okay I can buy that but when there is a clear pattern you can’t claim that it’s not on purpose. I’m glad Olivia seems to have a good head on her shoulders. If you haven’t checked out her new album you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love, please do!
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u/LookItsMyDawg 12h ago
I’m the same age as TS and I honestly don’t even think about my Gen Z coworkers. They want that promotion? Good for them. I have enough on my plate. There’s room for everyone at the table.
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u/Emotional_Spite_8937 Olivia RodriGOAT 18h ago
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u/wiltedwhim 17h ago
Olivia has done more for women and others in her short time as a pop star than Taylor has in the last two decades. Taylor could never make a daisy chain festival because she would never want to share the spotlight or uplift others.
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u/Mundane_Door_5225 17h ago
And because she just doesn't care.
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u/chiono_graphis 14h ago
When she gets older I have a theory she's gonna try to pivot into a Dolly Parton-inspired figure...known for charitable works...wonder how that will go for her
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u/Excellent_Region5307 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18h ago
oh my god........ will she ever stop? (no)
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u/Heyguysitsmenichole the insane and boundlessly inappropriate adult I festered into 18h ago
McDonald’s always has a line, doesn’t mean the foods good.
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u/Podwitchers 18h ago
Damn, she’s just trying to squeeze every last drop out of her dwindling cult, isn’t she?
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u/Ok_Bed_1448 17h ago
it's not dwindling unfortunately
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u/Sad_Equivalent_1028 17h ago
i think "increasingly disillusioned" is a better word
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u/MileHighSugar 18h ago
Truly pathetic at this point on Taylor’s part. Isn’t she due for another stint flying under the radar? Go take your honeymoon in Atlantic City or something fitting for your new husband, I’m sure they have an arcade for him to play in.
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u/butipreferlottie 17h ago
Atlantic City has it's charm, he doesn't belong there. Ohio seems like the right place for both of them.
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u/tesconundrum Taylor swift is a CIA PsyOp 17h ago
We have enough bullshit and misery here do not put that evil on us Ricky Bobby
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u/aspophilia 18h ago
As a former Swiftie, this is so embarrassing. The more time passes the more I regret ever being a fan of hers.
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u/fell_4m_coconut_tree I am a lazy 32 year old bougie bitch 16h ago
Same. I've been a fan of her since the beginning of her career and last night I went on Spotify and removed all her songs from my Liked playlist and blocked her. I'm sick of her.
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u/c0smicgirly 17h ago
I wonder if the other pop girlies have a group chat wherein they effectively shout BINGO every time she does this with one of their releases.
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u/No-Community- 18h ago
I don’t understand what’s the point of doing it anymore, it’s purposely done and it’s always a variation of a song we don’t care about
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u/EuphoricFlower6308 18h ago
I have a secret unhinged theory that Taylor does this so eventually she can write an album about girl power and pretend to self reflect. Making herself seem like a unrelenting capitalist so she can do a 180. Prob after her first divorce, a typical "omg all I need is my girls, boooo men" 800 variants with every pop girlo she can find, Billboard top 100 will just be Taylor Swift ft whatever popstar she needs to get back on side. (I'm waiting for my laundry cycle to finish and I've lost the run of myself)
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u/area51keurigmachine 17h ago
Call me Pepe Silvia, but I am also convinced she purposely married an obvious dud of a man just so she could get married before 40 and then do a divorce album in 5 years. And everyone who married weird, gross stereotypical men like Travis (who are a dime a dozen and all incredibly divorceable) will heavily relate to everything she talks about in the lyrics.
Although her refusing to disappear in the interim is ruining my theory.
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u/festivus4allofus 16h ago
Considering how she's moving I now believe the theory she actually got married on 3rd of july just so she can call her divorce album independence day bcs she's gonna file on the 4th 🤣
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u/DaileyFlosser39 18h ago
Petty and Spoiled should be the title of her next album.
Just lean all the way in, lady. Take off the makeup and the mask.
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u/blakppuch 18h ago
First of all, I couldn’t believe that song is actually real!!! I kept seeing it on TikTok thinking it was AI generated and that’s why it was so funny, but it’s real!! Like lord help us, and I don’t even completely hate her other music but I just couldn’t believe it’s real!😂🤦🏾♀️ (Patient Zero btw)
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u/pusgnihtekami 15h ago
not enough people are talking about how offensively bad this song is. it legit ruins my day if i hear it.
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u/FunkyChewbacca 17h ago
Casual conspiracy theory: there was never an actual legal need for Taylor to re-release so many songs as "Taylor's Version", she just did it because she wanted to flood the market.
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u/MolecularClusterfuck 17h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/UpELDJaNeHTHRWh6r6
Just embarrassing at this point. Desperate.
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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop 17h ago
Taylor can game the charts but she can’t game creativity and cultural relevance
https://giphy.com/gifs/HSzKQocsWfS4rswUfn
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u/plutoforprez 18h ago
This is beyond pathetic behaviour from ms “ethical billionaire”
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u/whoabecca 18h ago edited 18h ago
I would say female artists should flip the script & make variants every time she releases new music to see how it feels but they are better than that & not greedy as Taylor.
Too bad they can’t fake a new song release, let her put out her 64356 variant & then put out their actual new song. Taylor has put greedy to a new level.
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u/Shanntuckymuffin 16h ago
They don’t need to release variants because their songs are actually good the first time around
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u/amysantiagoisbae99 17h ago
Everyone that's trying to justify it , saying she usually releases four weeks after , please explain why she released the I knew it I knew you acoustic and piano a week after the original, which was on June 12th , the day Liv dropped you seem pretty sad ????
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u/jowones10 17h ago
Her peers are all doing their own thing while she’s busy competing with younger pop stars
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u/Marie-Anne-0705 17h ago
Taylor really proved Olivia right when she said, "you have everything and you still want more".
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u/Historical-Worth-947 17h ago
Never seen a woman so unashamedly tear down her fellow women with such unabashed arrogance and framing it to her crowd as some kind of playful naive “oh just a coincidence xoxo”. Time to call it what it is - fucking awful and grim.
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u/HRH_Chori 17h ago
Still threatened by other girlies at her big age and even bigger bank account. She needs therapy BIG TIME.
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u/Sea-Dragonfruit-6963 17h ago
Maybe instead of talking about the mediocre white woman we should instead flood the narrative with how good Expectations is. Love me some Olivia Rodrigo 💖
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u/No_Tax_Timmy 15h ago
I threw all my taylor records away. She could be dolly parton but instead she's pop star elon musk.
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u/zombiecattle for your consideration: laura dern 17h ago
She’s so threatened by other female artists, it’s actually pathetic.
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u/Beyoncespinkytoe 17h ago
I don’t get it. Why do they still count the variations towards the songs’ rank on Billboard? Especially when Taylor openly blocks others from #1, I think it should be harder for her to do that but idk how these things work
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u/AbsolutelyIris confused but here for the drama 17h ago
Holy hell, she's pathetic
I've seen swifties trying to defend this and I just don't get it. They are truly a cult.
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u/PierreOnTheEclair Olivia RodriGOAT 17h ago
I KNOW YOU MET A BOY AT THE BAR, AND YOU GOT IN HIS CAR BUT HIS CAR DIDN’T START, SO YOU GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND WENT BACK TO THE BAR. UH HUH!
https://giphy.com/gifs/ujTVMASREzuRbH6zy5
(It’s a stim for me now here and irl sorry not sorry y’all 💔)
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