r/CrazyIdeas • u/Scumbag__ • 12h ago
r/CrazyIdeas • u/adam_sky • 5h ago
We infect Venus with super bacteria.
Because Venus is so hot on the surface it has a 0% chance to have life on it. It is also so hot and pressurized that we can’t even send rovers to it without them melting. It is therefore scientifically useless. So, we should breed some super bacteria that can live on and eat its sulfuric acid clouds. Maybe in a million years it’ll become a habitable planet.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Scumbag__ • 17h ago
Remake Dexter but instead it’s about a forensic sperm analyst who is also a serial rapist who secretly rapes other rapists and call it Sexter
r/CrazyIdeas • u/atom644 • 20h ago
Put up “lost pet” fliers for a non existent pet, anyone who calls you saying they found it is a scammer.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/TomasTTEngin • 6h ago
Cricket and baseball swap systems for a season: Cricket now has three outs and nine innings, Baseball gets 10 outs and 2 innings.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/HimikoTogaFromUSSR • 2m ago
[NSFW]Create a music band out of former therapists who sexually abused their patients, name the band "THErapists" NSFW
r/CrazyIdeas • u/NoComputer8548 • 2m ago
I think I’ve invented the next cards against humanity
here’s the pitch I think that this could be very successful… like the new cards against humanity type game.
The variables in the game can be changed to suit different situations that the players can all agree upon or it be a suggested (by the game czar) mode.
This could be like the opposite of among us. Honestly I think this would make an excellent game show. It could really make or break relationships and it could be a good outlet for manipulative behaviour that someone always indulges in. This gives an abuser a very good space to get it out of their system.
Like I said, you’ll find out who your real friends are.
A secret aspect of the game is that theres a possibility 2 winners can come from one game. The way thats decided is via (being the most manipulative and evil abuser) OR (see if you can win the game without manipulation and vanilla methods which tests your moral compass).
I don’t know what else to add, I’m very excited though to pitch this to anyone who’ll listen. I think it can be successful.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Gauntlix5 • 12h ago
If you align pizza slices alternately in a straight line you will get a straight line of pizza
r/CrazyIdeas • u/MuhVlast • 25m ago
Allow other passengers to bitchslap babies who cry on planes
r/CrazyIdeas • u/weirdinchicago • 1h ago
Grab a random dude off the street from Ohio, and airdrop him in the middle of Paris France, just for giggles.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/FarceMultiplier • 6h ago
Use LIDAR to map out the contours of a face underneath a beard so that you can tell what it would look like if shaved off
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Ben-Goldberg • 14h ago
Superwood Aircraft
Superwood is a newish material, made by removing most of the lingin from normal wood and then compressing it to reduce it's volume by a factor of 3 to 5.
It is 50% stronger than steel with a sixth of the density.
This crazy idea is to use superwood in place of steel to make aircraft lighter and more environmentally friendly.
(Yes, I know that aircraft are mostly aluminum and titanium, but some parts are still steel)
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Spiritual-Big7900 • 1d ago
We sometimes use animals to portray human struggles in movies (such as charlottes web), why isn’t there a movie where humans portray animal problems?
r/CrazyIdeas • u/IAmALWAYSCorrect1026 • 21h ago
If pigs could fly, I bet their wings would be delicious.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/AngledDish945 • 18h ago
An option on Reddit to leave a comment on your profile if you choose to hide your post history.
I don't hide my posts at this moment, but I understand the value of hiding them. It's a great way to help protect yourself from doxxing, ad hominem attacks, and just plain nosy people.
It's also a great way to annoy nosy people, too! So why not seal the deal by leaving a little love letter to the haters? Like "Now you can't use my comments against me!" "Do my comments make you mad?" "You sure are nosy!" Or "Wouldn't you like to know?" 😘
Or you could leave a normal comment, like "just wanted to protect myself". That's cool too, I guess. 😂
r/CrazyIdeas • u/DJ_108Studios • 9h ago
Crazy idea: What if a cheap and/or used car was offered for free to anyone who had recently gotten their driver's license?
I was just thinking: What if someone who had just gotten their driver's license was given a chance to get a free used car (Just the car. No free insurance).
They can decide if they want to take the offer, and if they do, they decide when and how to sell it or not.
I have a feeling that this will be great for people who live in areas where cars are important for transportation, as there are not many nearby buses or trains.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/TheGruenTransfer • 1d ago
A salute to the psychopaths who continually decide to put the cooking directions on the bottom of the take-and-bake pizza box.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Struggle_Wise • 22h ago
Shopaholics anonymous
Shopaholics should have a site like Amazon where they can shop, spend virtual currency and get virtual goods for free. Shipping time needs to be like a month. Might be useful for spend-free retail therapy and 'window shopping'.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Embarrassed_Effort76 • 1d ago
Drug that causes extreme dysphoria
People who've tried heroin or other strong narcotics report that it felt so indescribably amazing and euphoric that nothing else in life can compare and everything other than being high feels bad now.
What if there was a drug that causes the opposite effect and makes you feel insufferably terrible for a few hours so everything else in life feels much better comparatively? Nothing could go wrong!
r/CrazyIdeas • u/DarkGodCthUwU • 19h ago
WW2 parties where people dress up as like, historical leaders
Germany, ussr, usa, france, japan, whatever. People having drinks, comparing costumes, shooting the shit, it'd be great. I'd definitely attend a WW2 party where we dress like heads of state from the era.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/CrunchyAssDiaper • 17h ago
A Sport Team called DOOM.
I think a sport team called Doom would be amazing. Doom destroyed Miami in the finals.
First round draft pick goes to Doom.
Doom has the ball!
LeBron James has signed with Doom.
The worst NHL team this year was Doom.
I just think it's a great word and would make a team sound instantly cool.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Flaky_Objective90 • 1d ago
Hear me out
String cheese but longer much longer
r/CrazyIdeas • u/CelebrationSmall7660 • 1d ago
A Halloween themed jogging fitness app that tracks your movement
BUT you have to wear listening devices like earbuds. You can hear zombies or some terrifying entity chasing after you. The audio is 3D/360° and binaural, so it sounds much more realistic. It also scans your environment so if you move to the left, the audio is heard more from your right, vice versa. The slower you get, the louder the monster becomes, as if it's catching up to you. The sound design would also have to be really high quality. Thr monsters are also relentless, but you can mark a destination on a map as a safehouse. When you arrive then you're finally safe. And you can also connect to a server to do co-op runs with friends. So instead of being alone, you can also have a buddy to run with from zombies
r/CrazyIdeas • u/SetHour5401 • 1d ago
I badly wish these news debate panelists had consequences for going out of topic.
I come across these random debates on the news with these so-called experts who blabber nonsense and derail the conversation into something else other than the main topic. It's really frustrating as a neutral viewer to actually understand the truth.
So in future, I propose an alternative. Each panelist must wear a shock ring on their finger. And each time they lie or derail the topic info a propaganda statement, an AI block should show a fact check and offer a demerit point to a panelist. If the panelist continues to lie and derail the topic 3 times in the debate the shock ring should activate and shock the panelist. Nobody wants their f\*cking opinion. The same should be done to news journalists who blurt out opinions instead of facts.