Short story long…. Sometimes I work nights and when I do, I don’t want to be woken up to hear your lame-ass sales pitch. I get that you have a job to do, but go do it somewhere else. I even have a “No soliciting” sign posted at my front door. I still get people knocking and ringing the doorbell and riling my dog up which, of course, wakes me up. The last 3 times I have pointed out the “no soliciting” sign, I have been met with “oH bUt I’m NoT sElLiNg YoU aNyThInG!”

I’m looking for something more witty than just “well then get the f*** outta here and don’t come back.” But still gets the same point across. Thanks.