I know that there is already another post talking about the bathrooms and the various incidents that happen in them, very notably the "6th Floor Nac Bathroom Incident™" but I really need to tell y'all about what I saw last week.
So I walk into the 5th floor Nac Bathroom and into a stall. There was already one person in the stall next to me, wearing red and white Jordan 4s. As I turn to lock the door, the dude next to me starts doing what he got to do yk. But deadass there is no water noise at all. It didn't even sound like he went into the toilet.
After I finish I check the now empty stall and deadass there was piss fucking EVERYWHERE. Not even like a little he actually just stood there and pissed all over the wall, the seat, and even the dividing wall.
I washed my hands and left after that but fr what are we doing?? Like this is why we can't have nice things. Deadass the dude was either crosseyed or genuinely did that on purpose. Fucking serial bathroom pisser.
By the end of the year deadass we are going to have a bathroom incident on every floor of the NAC building 😭
Alr that concludes my Ted Talk