r/BravoRealHousewives • u/lazysonsabitches • 3h ago
Salt Lake City My husband won’t stop singing “Hypocrisy and Bullshit” and I fear Baby Gorgeous has radicalized him
My husband is a housewives fan. Like,he knows the feuds. He knows the reunions. Most importantly, he loves him some Baby Gorgeous. Honestly, if Lisa Barlow told him the sky was actually Diet Coke, he’d look up and say, “I love that.”
So naturally, when Lisa and Meredith debuted their single, my husband received it as a spiritual calling. He’s been singing this song around our house like he’s on the inaugural Glam Kittens World Tour.
Why am I being subjected to a Meredith Marks and Lisa Barlow diss track in my own home? I contribute to the household. I did not consent to a residency at the Salt Lake City Tabernacle of Delusion.
And because he is a Baby Gorgeous mega fan, I know there’s no reasoning with him. Lisa Barlow could personally show up at our front door, slap a bottle of Vida tequila out of his hands, and tell him to stop singing, and he’d probably ask for a selfie.
Bravo has created this monster. I am begging the producers to intervene. Andy Cohen, if you’re reading this, please I beg of you, give Meredith and Lisa a cease-and-desist. Or at least release a remix so my husband has something new to ruin my life with.
/s, obviously. I love him. But the Glam Kittens will be hearing from my attorney.
