WAKE UP BAY BITCHES ITS GAMEDAY!!! WEVE ONLY GOT TWO HOME GAMES LEFT AND TODAY WE GET TO SPEND A GORGEOUS DAY IN SANTA CLARA WATCHING OUR TEAM PUT THESE THORNS IN THE COMPOST. ROSE CITY HAS MADE IT DOWN TO A PARK WITH REAL GRASS, BUT THIS IS POPPY TERRITORY.

THIS IS OUR TIME TO HAVE FUN. TO RUIN SOME DREAMS. WE’RE OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS BUT PORTLAND LEFT THEIR CHANCES IN THE HOT CAR AND THEY’RE ABOUT TO GET SPOILED. PORTLAND FANS ARE NERVOUS. THEYVE BEEN LOSING AND SLIPPING DOWN THAT LEADER BOARD. THEY HAVE NO WILSON AND A BACK LINE HAS MORE HOLES THAN A VOODOO DONUT. SO LETS GET OUR BEASTIE BOYS ON AND SABOTAGE.

ITS TIME FOR AN INVASIVE-SPECIES REMOVAL AT PAYPAL. 🥀🥀✂️🪚🪏SO BRING YOUR PRUNING SHEARS AND LETS SHOW OUR PLAYERS THAT THE BAY IS THE BEST PLACE TO BE. LETS GO BAY!!!!!!!