r/antiMLM • u/hbs_0510 • 1d ago
Anecdote i couldn’t resist
my old college roommate who was not super nice to me has been posting deliciously cringey MLM-y statuses lately, in a voice that sounds NOTHING like her. (“let’s do the damn thing, stay-at-home mamas!✨💖!”) it’s so satisfying. she’s being extremely vague about this exciting new venture she’s involved in and tells commenters to message her when they inquire on her posts. the usual MLM bullshit. i couldn’t detect any hints of which company based on her language except that she mentions bogglingly high earnings, like $85k a month, for bringing in “paperwork”. paperwork. such an odd thing to keep mentioning!!!! i decided to be a troll and force the name of it out of her.
KAnGEN! delicious!!!!! the dumbest of them all. i hope she enjoys her special magic water while i enjoy some sweet schadenfreude.