r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/dondamoon • 1h ago
Mikezilla's Petting Zoo 🍆 Wait- am I actually going insane or do I see sumthin' sticking out?😩
Watch carefully.
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/One-Warrior-Princess • Oct 12 '25
I made a sister sub for this sub. For non sexually related posts. This sub, you can post anything you want about Michael. And you don't have to be 18+ to join. r/mjjunkies
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/One-Warrior-Princess • Feb 06 '25
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/dondamoon • 1h ago
Watch carefully.
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/HIS_Shamonetologist • 4h ago
Oooook so that’s obviously NOT the topic of the original post… but y’all have to help me assess the Mikezilla situation here!! 👀👀
With all that air getting blown from under… 🫣😏😏
Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing??… 😳🤯😎😈
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/dondamoon • 22h ago
I guess it runs in the family🥹
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/dondamoon • 1d ago
Sharing two of my faves EVER Just....IMAGINE🥹🥹
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/dondamoon • 1d ago
Damn🫡
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/moonwalkingszn • 2d ago
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/HIS_Shamonetologist • 3d ago
So, this thought got a hold of me and won’t let me go… 😏 Someone please help me - or even better, co-obsess with me!! 😝
It’s about the beautiful, unparalleled things that heavens-gift-to-earth MJ and his tongue and mouth could do when beatboxing… and what that means translated into other things that, based on that quite compelling evidence, I have to believe he could also do remarkably well with his tongue and mouth!! 🤯 Things that require - ya know… - rhythm, precision, variation, lots of attunement to synchronicity and embodied harmony…..!!!!!
🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦🫦🫦
I’ve always known that his body was a marvelous musical instrument… but now I’m having this revelation about how he could probably also play others’ bodies like no other and make them sing !!! 🔥🔥
Oh please, use that tongue on me my King… 🧎♀️🧎♀️
Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to stop thinking about this… 😅😅😈😈
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/Difficult-Double2193 • 4d ago
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/dondamoon • 3d ago
Now, don't get me wrong, I enjoy the sight of what's underneath them as much as the next person in this community but I've always thought they looked kinda...tacky😭😭; like, he was not even trying to hide it (not necessarily a bad thing tho🥹). Personally, I STRONGLY prefer the Bad tour leather pants (2nd leg especially). Idk but EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I see a pic of him in those I just.......EXPLODE (if you catch my meaning😩). It's the way they frame his long, slender, toned legs, the buckles bouncing as he thrusts his hips, THE BELTTTTT!!!! +I ADORE the silver zip-up jacket that comes with them. THE WHOLE FIT IS A FUCKING WORK OF ART AND IT MAKES ME WANNA FUCK HIM EVEN MORE.
Also, leather pants may not have been as revealing as gold pants but they SURE LEFT LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION AT TIMES and SOMEHOW, IT LOOKS EVEN BETTEEERRRRR (ya know, when ahem, things would slip out🤤).
BAD TOUR TIGHT LEATHER PANTS FOR LIFEE😩😩😩😩
(sorry for the long-ish post, I needed to let this out of my system). Does anyone else feel the same way here?😭😭😭
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/dondamoon • 4d ago
Excuse me???!!! (ngl, would've done the same)
+in the video, you see her hand sliding down his 🍑
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/HIS_Shamonetologist • 4d ago
I’m feeling every fucking beat, my King 😮💨💦🧎♀️
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/HIS_Shamonetologist • 4d ago
Some stuff happening in that sub…! 🔥😎😈
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/infamouspurr • 8d ago
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/Lindethiel • 9d ago
I know those shoulderblades. 💦
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/Massive-Ad9246 • 12d ago
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/They-Them_Moonwalker • 12d ago
I slept like a rock last night, but I have to write this down before I forget it cuz UGHHHHHH MY BABY
I was standing in front of my mirror, picking apart my insecurities. I started to cry, and Michael heard me and came running. He immediately rushed to hold me, begging, "Phoenix, sweetheart, what happened? I'm here, my love." I cried for a little while, and then I told him that I hated how I looked and I felt ugly.
When I tell you his jaw DROPPED. Then he told me if he could bottle up my beauty and sell it, he'd be the richest man on earth. Then he turned me around so I was facing the mirror and pressed his chest against my back, then he went from head to toe telling me everything he loved about my body, from my hair to my eyes to my stomach to my thighs to my FREAKING BACK. Then I almost started to cry all over again, but he picked me up and carried me to bed, spooning me and rubbing my stomach. He kept telling me over and over again that I was beautiful, that he loved me and he would choose me in every lifetime...
then I woke up. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/Massive-Ad9246 • 12d ago
Envie de le déshabiller entièrement, de toucher ses abdos et le reste... 🫦🔥🫠😍🥵
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/Smoothmermaid • 13d ago
God, he is so inviting…
I suddenly feel an urge to get on my knees…🫠
It is terrible to be an MJ fan (especially) when you are in your ovulation days, the struggle is real 😩 tell me I am not the only one!!
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/HIS_Shamonetologist • 16d ago
Anyone one else really into MJ’s incredible cuteness/hotness combo during the filming of Black & White?? Footage from that set is just… 🤯🤯🤯
I’m beyond obsessed with his iconic “I don’t do dirty dancing” moment… He’s just so… indescribably MJ !! 😇😈😇😈😇😈
Our king basically exuded sex… “You’re so dirty…” he says to John Landis… 👀 Oh I am Mike, if you’re around!! 😮💨😮💨 If MJ looked at me like that, I’d “melt like hot candle wax” in an instant 🫠🫠
The way he glances sideways… bats his beautiful eyelashes, licks his majestic lips… 🫦🫦 while Karen Faye (hey, don’t touch my man! 🙃) tries to contain his sweat with make-up! 😅
This whole thing is just so precious 🤩
HIS mysteries are so intriguing to me: right after proclaiming “I don’t do dirty dancing” our King of course proceeds to jump on top of that car, unzip his pants, and film one of the hottest things on earth… 🔥🔥🔥
[Note: This is an updated post, I’ve decided to delete a previous version; if you don’t know what I’m talking about, don’t worry about it! 😝]
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/HIS_Shamonetologist • 18d ago
Daaaamn those pants folds are FULL… 🫦🔥😮💨
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/HIS_Shamonetologist • 20d ago
Just one of my regular reminders that I’d PERFECTLY happy with that career… 🤣🤣
Tap it, baby… and tap ME pleeeeeease!! 😫🫦🔥
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/Massive-Ad9246 • 20d ago
J'aimerais tant être sa chaîne pour me frotter à lui 🫠🥵😍
r/50ShadesOfMJ • u/HIS_Shamonetologist • 22d ago
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫦🫦🫦🫦
Words cannot even try to express “the way MJ makes me feel”…do me now, Mike!!
Right there on that stage… Tatiana can watch or join, I don’t care 😝
From MJ heaven channel… and as we know, the line between 😇 and 😈 was our King’s power!
How the hell we’re those hips and hands even legal, FFS 😮💨😮💨😮💨