I turned all 12 of Taylor Swift’s albums into 6 track EPs. Here’s how they turned out:
Taylor Swift
1:Teardrops On My Guitar
2:Our Song
3:Should’ve Said No
4:Picture to Burn
5:Cold As You
6:Tim McGraw
We open up with unrequited love in Teardrops On My Guitar. In Our Song, we’re in love and we’re happy. In Should’ve Said No, Taylor is cheated on and confronting him. Picture to Burn is her being so over him while Cold As You is our track 5 and Tim McGraw leaves us on a more reflective outro. The pre release would be Our Song
Fearless
1:Fearless
2:You Belong With Me
3:Love Story
4:Mr. Perfectly Fine
5:White Horse
6:Fifteen
The first 3 tracks explore romance and love. Mr. Perfectly Fine is about an ex moving on while Taylor is left miserable, but acknowledges how she’ll be okay someday. White Horse is that day where Taylor is okay and moving on. Fifteen works as a vulnerable yet comforting ballad. The pre release would be Love Story
Speak Now
1:Enchanted
2:Mine
3:Back To December
4:Mean
5:Dear John
6:Long Live
So the first 3 kinda work as a narrative. Enchanted is about meeting someone. A love at first sight thing and wondering if the feelings mutual. Mine works as a song where the feeling was mutual and now they’re together and happy. Back To December works a song where they’ve broken up and Taylor is deep in regret. She wishes she could go back. Mean is Taylor addressing her hate in a playful way while Dear John is her confrontation with John Mayer while Long Live serves us a natural closer. The pre releases would be Mine and Back To December
Red
1:State Of Grace
2:22
3:I Knew You Were Trouble
4:We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
5:All Too Well (10 Minute Version)
6:Red
State Of Grace is a rush of new love. 22 is sadness wrapped in fun, upbeat pop. I Knew You Were Trouble and We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together are about toxic relationships and their endings. All Too Well is a must have for obvious reasons, serving as our track 5 while Red is a reflection of the relationship. The pre release would be We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
1989
1:Style
2:Blank Space
3:Bad Blood
4:Shake It Off
5:Wildest Dreams
6:New Romantics
1989 marks her complete transition into pop music, so we want bangers after banger. Pop hits non-stop. We open up with Style because it instantly sets the tone, works amazingly as an opener, and that intro. Blank Space has to be track 2, it’s non-negotiable. You could do either Bad Blood —> Shake It Off or the other way around, but I think BB into SIO is just a better choice narratively. Wildest Dreams is really the only song on here that works as a track 5, but either way, it’s still an amazing track 5. New Romantics closes the EP. And I do know that some ppl don’t like Bad Blood, and I was in fact, considering doing Out Of The Woods or Wonderland instead, but Bad Blood made it to 1989’s set on The Eras Tour, so… yeah.. but R.I.P those two, especially Out Of The Woods for me. The pre release would be Shake It Off
reputation
1:…Ready For It?
2:Look What You Made Me Do
3:I Did Something Bad
4:Don’t Blame Me
5:Delicate
6:Getaway Car
…Ready For It? is the only correct opener, I refuse to believe otherwise. I like my track trilogy with the “Look what you made me do; I did something bad. Don’t blame me.” It’s probably stupid, but I like it. Delicate is our perfect track 5 and Getaway Car closes. Pre release would be Look What You Made Me Do
Lover
1:Cruel Summer
2:The Man
3:You Need To Calm Down
4:Lover
5:The Archer
6:Daylight
I honestly just put in the Lover setlist from the Eras Tour + Daylight because I felt that sequence is good, so ye. Pre release would be Lover
folklore
1:the 1
2:betty
3:august
4:illicit affairs
5:my tears ricochet
6:cardigan
the 1 is everybody’s perfect intro, from what I’ve seen; everybody believes it is the best folklore opener. I also have seen a lot of betty hate, but it’s apart of the love triangle and it was on the Eras Tour, so I’m keeping it. august into illicit affairs because yes. my tears ricochet is the track 5 because it is one of the best track 5s. cardigan is a great outro as well
evermore
1:champagne problems
2:gold rush
3:willow
4:marjorie
5:tolerate it
6:evermore (feat. Bon Iver)
I’ve always felt like willow wasn’t the right option to open evermore. Some people have said gold rush should be track 1, and while I think it’d make a better opener than willow, I do think champagne problems sets the tone better. But after that, we do get gold rush which is followed by willow and marjorie. tolerate it as our track 5 and evermore bringing the first song with a feature on it in this alternate Taylor discography
Midnights
1:Lavender Haze
2:Maroon
3:Bejeweled
4:Karma
5:Anti-Hero
6:You’re On Your Own, Kid
Lavender Haze gives us a nice, fun intro while Maroon is more serious. Coming after that, we get the final triumphant moments with Bejeweled and Karma before reality smacks us with Anti-Hero at track 5 and You’re On Your Own, Kid closing us out
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
1:My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
2:The Tortured Poets Department
3:Down Bad
4:I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
5:So Long, London
6:loml
Me and plenty of other people agree My Boy… is a great opener, especially with the “Oh, here we go again” lyric. The title track keeps us inside the relationship while Down Bad is the aftermath. She’s been left, but she’s still down bad as the title says. Then we get I Can Do It With a Broken Heart where she’s pushing through it and putting on a show, but it still hurts. She’s starting to move on once we get to So Long, London, and then we close on loml. I think ending on “You’re the loss of my life,” is a great end.
THE ANTHOLOGY
1:The Black Dog
2:Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
3:So High School
4:I Hate It Here
5:How Did It End?
6:The Manuscript
Idk if it’s cheating to separate these, but idrc coz yeah. The Black Dog is watching an ex move on which I think works great right before Chloe and the Gang. I just knew those 2 had to be early. So High School, I Hate It Here, and How Did It End? is the greatest 3 track run I’ve ever seen. It’s amazing, and I will die on that hill. So High School also works as a mid-EP break before we get into the rest of the EP.
The Life of a Showgirl
1:Elizabeth Taylor
2:The Fate of Ophelia
3:Opalite
4:Father Figure
5:Babylon
6:The Life of a Showgirl (feat. Sabrina Carpenter)
You could do either Elizabeth Taylor into Ophelia or the other way around, but I wanted Elizabeth Taylor into Ophelia. Opalite keeps the romance and energy from Ophelia, pushing it further before we get serious in Father Figure. Babylon is our new track 5 while Showgirl with Sabrina closes out the EP
What are your thoughts on this? What would you change?