r/PizzaCrimes • • Aug 03 '26

Other r/PizzaCrimes is featured in Reddit’s NYC pop-up and you’re all invited! 🍕

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18 Upvotes

Hey everyone! u/BrineOfTheTimes here from Reddit’s Community team. I’m stopping by to let y’all know that at the end of this month, Reddit’s bringing the r/PizzaCrimes community to life on the shelves of r/bodega – an IRL bodega-themed pop-up event in NYC. You’re all invited to come check it out! 

Whether you want to see how this community’s being featured, hang out, or just score free stuff, everyone is welcome! All you need is a Reddit account to get in. And if you’re reading this from your Reddit account right now, you’re obviously all set on that front.

Event Details

  • 📍 213 Bowery, New York, NY 
  • 🗓️ August 29–30, 2026
  • ⏱️ 10 am to 10 pm both days
  • 📅 Add to your calendar 

What to Expect

  • Free Snoo Plushies: Every single attendee gets one.
  • More Freebies: Score totes, mugs, stickers, postcards, and cold drinks.
  • Meowdani: Meet the official bodega cat, named by r/bodegacats 🐱 
  • The Deli Counter: Serving up NYC’s top “subs” and special menu items.
  • Blowout Sale: On 8/30 from 9–10 PM, anything remaining in the pop-up is free for attendees to take home.

Want to learn more? Get more details here and join r/bodega to follow along, catch sneak peeks, and get the conversation started.


r/PizzaCrimes • • Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

58 Upvotes

A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

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PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

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EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

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REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

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BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.


r/PizzaCrimes • • 1h ago

Criminal Tools Navy life

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• Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 5h ago

Other Full pound of quick rise yeast dough.

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24 Upvotes

Crust to topping ratio is a little off.


r/PizzaCrimes • • 16h ago

Mistreated This pizza delivery feels mistreated…

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165 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 3h ago

Sloppy Toppy Ordered a huge party tray pizza. It wasnt great so the next day I have rizzed it up with cheddar cheese and pinapple chunks (also party leftovers)

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3 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 1d ago

Other I was told to post it here. IMO it's not a crime but everyone hates it - 3 tuna and corn pizzas

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778 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 1d ago

Fruit Made pizza at home from scratch 🍕😍

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56 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 1d ago

Malformed Whole Foods cheese pizza

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142 Upvotes

Hello Pizza Crimes,

This was a cheese pizza from Whole Foods Market. Quarter in lower left for scale.

WF crust is the worst IMO. Zero flavor whatsoever, unpleasant all-around.

Props to the pizzaiolo for getting that dangly bit on the left properly situated.


r/PizzaCrimes • • 1h ago

Fruit Who tf likes pineapple in pizza?

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• Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 2d ago

Meme I had a dream that they invented “reverse pizza” and everybody hated it so much that domino’s closed.

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681 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 12h ago

I say wtf Am I trippin?

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0 Upvotes

Or does this pizza look nasty as hell?


r/PizzaCrimes • • 2d ago

Identity theft Guess the country

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569 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 23h ago

Meme Do you generally eat or leave the pizza side crust?

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0 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 2d ago

Other Hungry as shit and I didn't think to look at this before I bought it

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224 Upvotes

Apolocheese if I flared this incorrectly. Please be miserable with me, this tasted like rubber and I'm still starving.


r/PizzaCrimes • • 2d ago

It's fucking raw! Pickles, mustard and ketchup...

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55 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 2d ago

Identity theft Gatekeeper

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64 Upvotes

Don't know why someone posted a picture from their house for a Google maps photo for pizza hut


r/PizzaCrimes • • 3d ago

Sloppy Toppy Hang ‘em out to dry

172 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 4d ago

Burned The Domino from Dominos.

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362 Upvotes

From Dominos Pizza, The Domino: Chicken and BBQ sauce. Detroit style. 


r/PizzaCrimes • • 4d ago

I say wtf „would you smash this pizza?“

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138 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 3d ago

Sloppy Toppy What the hell, man

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0 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 5d ago

Dropped So I hit a bump on the way home

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183 Upvotes

Bounced vertical, and spilled all over the rideshare bike abou 2 blocks from home. I texted the wife with one hand, enjoyed a slice with another. Ordered a lesser pizza closer to home.


r/PizzaCrimes • • 5d ago

Fruit Pizza Crust Co.

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40 Upvotes

I ordered a pizza from this place, it was supposed to be half Hawaiian and half supreme in Houston, TX. Sorry, I don’t have a pic of the supreme it had no onion, or bell peppers or black olives and a ton of mushrooms and some tomatoes? Tomatoes on a regular supreme.

As for this picture, this is supposed to be a regular Hawaiian. It had peanuts and those black things are cranberries. Who puts that on a regular Hawaiian? Was the cook or the person who took our order high?


r/PizzaCrimes • • 6d ago

Pizzabeans Went to my British friend's place for pizza dinner and he served me THIS

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814 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes • • 6d ago

Mistreated I don't know how to feel about selling slices like this

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1.2k Upvotes

ALDI in Budapest just dumps the slices on a shelf in an open cooler.