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2nd time seeing Geoffrey and we get these dope fucking collectible cards! Fucking GOAT shit!

I have upcoming shows in Louisville, SF, Winnipeg, DC and many more cities. Please grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

I have upcoming shows in Louisville, SF, Winnipeg, DC and many others. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

Seeing asmus tomorrow in sac and wondering if anyone knows the openers he’s got with him

Sorry for yelling, grab tix hereeeee

Banks different, joke hits the same

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Anybody got tickets for the sold out 10/21 NYC show. Just recently stumbled upon this riff GOAT and would absolutely love to attend a live show.

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I have upcoming shows in Sacramento, Louisville, SF, Winnipeg, DC and many other cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

i have upcoming shows in Sacramento, Louisville, Winnipeg, San Francisco and many more. Grab tix here or see the full tourl in the comments.

I’ve been watching Goofrey’s content online for years and am planning on finally seeing him in person in 2027. Trying to figure out if the early show or late show is better?

Sorry for yelling. Grab tix here. Will sell out soon.

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I don't know how I got to their site, but I somehow scavenger-hunt-navigated my way to a ticket re-seller called GoTickets.com for the Chicago show. I thought I got there directly from Goofrey's links, but alas. I also didn't check the pricing for their site vs. other sites. Then, for the hat trick, I bought tickets for the Thursday show instead of the Friday show I actually wanted. So that's three mistakes, any one of which I should have avoided or caught during their commission.

I then tried to chat with GoTickets support to get my purchase changed from Thu to Fri - not even to get it refunded or canceled. No soap. An impossibility I was told. All sales are FINAL. So today, out of pure masochistic curiosity, I checked what tickets were still available directly through The Den Theatre. I clicked on a comparable seat and discovered that I had paid about 2.5x face value. If you're not a math person, that's not a good deal. And I can only assume the enormous difference in price goes toward funding GoTickets world-class commitment to unhelpfulness.

So here's my lesson: 1. Buy tickets directly from the venue. 2. Do not buy from a reseller if at all possible (generally good advice for most things). 3. If you are forced to buy from a reseller, don't buy from GoTickets.com. They're wildly overpriced, were completely unwilling to help with a seemingly simple request, and my tickets aren't even due to arrive until the day before the show. So now I get the added excitement of wondering whether the tickets I dramatically overpaid for will even materialize. This is the end of my TED Talk.

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