These morons on TikTok and Instagram reels, are extremely loud and arrogant about how science is “doctrine” and shit talking people who dedicate their lives to it.

All while they spout their nonsense on video using a hunk of rock dug up out of the ground, with billions of near atom-sized transistors carved into the rock. And the electric charge of each of the billions of atom sized transistors translate into their video that displays on other people’s hunk of rock using radio waves.

They despise science and they seem to not be able to grasp just how advanced we are thanks to scientists throughout history. Humans turned the environment into a phone, do they genuinely not grasp how amazing that is? Could they imagine spawning back in time to a forest with no technology and their task is to make a phone, lmao.

They act like space travel is technologically impossible, while they don’t know just how crazy what science has accomplished really is. Kinda sad tbh. Not to mention they don’t know what’s actually required to get to space, I’ve seen many who don’t even know why rockets go eastward and not straight up and they think that’s proof it’s a lie. They think orbit is you go a certain distance upward and you just float above earth lol.

These people are DUMB!

I live in a Bortle 4 area, and watch satellites arcing over the sky event night, with my own eyes. It feels like a really accessible example of how things orbit the earth all the time.

Do flat earthers watch these kind of things at night? Generally, do they do night sky stargazing?

I have a friend that is so deep into conspiracy theories I think he is long gone I don't know how to convince him otherwise. Today he said to me that space isn't real and that bill gates is killing people to reduce world population and the moon landing was fake and choreographed ill attach links to the video he sent me I don't know what to tell him. And is it even possible to convert one to think the earth isn't flat. Oh and he believes those videos to be factual evidence to his claims💀

While you're cooking or cleaning on this sunday put this on in the background and have a good laugh!

He's such a piece of shit, he speaks so confidently and even at one point gets this infinitely patient PHD astronomer to break down and swear at Witsit for just straight up telling lies.

Gotta lie to flerf!

Every time I see a flat earther say water would fall off a globe, I wonder, where do they think the water is falling to?

This lady has it all figured out. Question 1: Why do rockets fly in an arc? Answer: Because they hit the ceiling and just stop, duh! Question 2: What do people in traditional robes marching in the street have to do with the Democrats? No idea, but she is mad and demands you go vote to save the country. Enjoy the pure mental gymnastics.

These people are NUTS.

So the thing is. I am working with this person and they are ...really weird. Conspiracy everywhere just not Flat Earth. Do not think they got to that part yet. They keep on talking about their Conspiracy theories and I love to play along. But talking about moon landings CIA experiments. AI .Aliens. etcetera. Now I want them to get obsessed with the flat Earth. It will give me great joy to see them talking about it in the office. Any ideas how I can slowly introduce them to it?

Step right up to hear the undeniable evidence of our flat planet! Featuring greatest hits like "we can see too far," "water is always level," and the classic "satellites are just balloons". It's a masterclass in being confidently incorrect.

All these people are stupid.

Learning is fun

Is the flat earth theory satire or are there really people out there that unintelligent?

The clouds are inexplicably lit from below and casting shadows upward. Our local sun is behaving strangely tonight.

Sorry to burst your bubble globetards!

You mean a rocketship in the firmament?