r/comics • u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 • 1d ago

How's this first half? [OC] NSFW

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u/blacksteel3871 1d ago

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u/GhostInMyLoo 1d ago

Fine addition to my collection

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u/nasandre 1d ago

"Medammit, I should have kept the dinosaurs."

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u/main__py 1d ago

"I destroyed the glorious Diplodocus for this?"

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u/Exciting_Policy8203 1d ago

I don’t feel
Like I can trust your opinion on this. And I question the validly of consent between free willed humans and potentially semi-divine possibly determinist reptiles.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I'm going to give the snake some dialogue to make it clear it's consenting

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u/Exciting_Policy8203 1d ago

Serpent… while it has legs it’s a serpent.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

OP right now: "Snakes don't have legs?!"

Somehow has never actually seen a snake.

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u/Selacha 1d ago

Per the Book of Genesis, God took the Serpent's legs as punishment for tempting Eve. So in the Garden of Eden, it would have still had it's legs.

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 1d ago

The snake’s dialogue is “Mmmf mmmf it’s dark in here and I can’t breathe!”

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u/garcia_durango 1d ago

"But if I could find my keys, we could drive out!"

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u/MartinTheMorjin 1d ago

Oh it’s very clear when a snake ain’t willing, trust me.

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u/Exciting_Policy8203 1d ago

Actually, no, I won’t trust you.

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u/BTW-IMVEGAN 1d ago

"yissssssssssssssssssss" means yes?

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u/blacksteel3871 1d ago

Brother dont listen to this people these are bots

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u/madmacfarlane 1d ago

Ah yes. The apple is a metaphor for a legged snake being consensually used to peg Adam. I can see why the wording was altered for the bible.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

This first part isn't telling too much of the story I think 😂 we are about to have a time jump with Cain and Abel

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u/madmacfarlane 1d ago

I'm curious, but given your track record with this comic, I am already scarred

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Nah, it's going to be great

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u/kitliasteele 1d ago

Given your previous and current works, I'm looking forward to the next one :>

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u/lurkinarick 1d ago

can't wait for more sin OP!

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u/backitup_thundercat 1d ago

Im scaroused

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u/134608642 1d ago

Also it now makes a lot more sense why god punished women so severly compared to men. Before it didn't make much sense considering their crimes were identical. It still does not make a lot of sense but it makes more sense that adam gets a snake bit colon and Eve and all her decendants get periods.

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u/Time_Tap346 1d ago

And why wouldn’t it be? Adam isn’t some prude, God gave him an ass and he wants to get off. What kind of God would ever keep a guy from getting what he needs?

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u/SmugCapybara 1d ago

Ah yes, the original sin - pegging!

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u/TombRaider_2000 1d ago

It’s god’s fault for making the P spot in the ass. If he didn’t want it to happen. He shouldn’t have made it feel amazing.

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u/Razor265 1d ago

Bro knew what he was doing. He's obviously just feeding the shame kink people when he said not to do it.

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u/elder_george 1d ago

Technically, pegging was never forbidden; the Mosaic law forbids men to "lie down with a man as with a woman", that's all.

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u/IvanDSM_ 1d ago

And even then, it is likely a mistranslation where it's supposed to be "a boy" and not "a man".

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u/imwearingyourpants 1d ago

Pegging is the 2nd sin, apparently beastiality is the original one

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u/LetterheadEcstatic73 1d ago

Well since we are witnessing "the most clever of all of the beasts of the field that YHWH God had made" and possibly a divine being having sex with humans that don't even have the knowledge of good and evil jet, it stands to reason that this snake is indeed committing beastiality.

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u/MiracleMan1989 1d ago

Truly the knowledge of good and evil.

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u/JudgmentalOwl 1d ago

God - the original kink shamer.

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u/fnckIce 1d ago

OP could I use this slide as a reaction image?

Can you put your name down in the corner so people can find you if it gets popular?

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I think it looks better without my name 😂 I don't have a "brand" yet

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u/Distantstallion 1d ago

No time like the present

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Awww, thank you!

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u/kitliasteele 1d ago

Time to establish that brand! I got a pretty good laugh out of this comic

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u/MyTrashCanIsFull 1d ago

Oh no, after this you are definitely getting a brand, lol

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u/Exciting_Policy8203 1d ago

Your brand is now biblically accurate serpents

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u/fnckIce 1d ago

Ooh! Maybe a face with a red hole and a bowler hat like "The Son of Man" Rene Magritte but with your character? Gotta have a brand with a catchy logo.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I originally did horror comics, but as you can see, I've changed 😂 I will focus on branding things better in the future

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u/MyAntichrist 1d ago

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u/Ronjun 1d ago

You sonofabish this meme had me cracking up in a meeting!

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u/Employee_Agreeable 1d ago

Says the Antichrist

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u/curious_french_dude 1d ago

I laughed so damn hard! Thank you!

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u/Commercial_Shelter25 1d ago

Loving the tits and the cock in the first image.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Thank you! I thought it was good foreshadowing 😂

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u/Exciting_Policy8203 1d ago

A theological question I never thought I'd have to ask, can the serpent consent?

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

He did like talk in the bible, that serpent knew what it was doing, coming up to Eve all naked

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u/wonkygrid_comics 1d ago

So what you're saying is: this conversation happened.

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u/TM761152 1d ago

They only thought if they could

They never thought if they should.

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u/CosmegaInReddit 1d ago

I remember finding out that, according to this test, Scooby Doo can pass in all three questions, and I was like "OK wait no hold on there has to be like a fourth rule right?"

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Oh, no, must stop myself from making Scooby-Doo comic

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u/insane_contin 1d ago

Must you?

I mean, there are very few things you mustn't do. You must not stab someone, you must not pee on an electric fence. But a Scooby-Doo comic? I mean... what's the worst that could happen?

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u/Endiveman 1d ago

It really depends on wether you see him as the instrument of evil or the agent

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u/physchy 1d ago

Honestly, before she ate the apple and gains knowledge, can Eve?

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u/Exciting_Policy8203 1d ago

Op made the fruit into a ball gag early in the comic. Why? Because fuck your eyes, that’s why.

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u/Veryegassy 1d ago

... snildo. Incredible

Or would it be a snapon

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Ok, so, I didn't have enough room, there is a page cut from this.
But it is a snapon.
It has tiny legs that grab on to the pelvis.
If you remember from the bible, after this... incident, God took the snakes legs away.

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u/scienceshark182 1d ago

I mean, give them a flared base for safety at least. That's just irresponsible.

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u/SmugCapybara 1d ago

Did... did God let them keep the snapon when he banished them from the Garden?

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

No, it took its legs away, it becomes more of a snildo

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u/Le_Vagabond 1d ago

So that's what all those religious people go to theological schools to learn about. I wonder what the pope thinks of this.

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u/Veryegassy 1d ago

Can't imagine why

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u/Wild_Marker 1d ago

So it could be a snildo, duh.

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u/FuiyooohFox 1d ago

Asking the tough questions

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u/zachforever 1d ago

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u/Maygravve 1d ago

Since the snake is literally satan, this meme looks like an irl celebrity reacting to finding absolutely slutty fan fiction about themselves and I’m now dead

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u/amurgiceblade44 1d ago

Im with god on this one

Feel free to get freaky, but the poor snake...

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u/Irina__ARI 1d ago

idk it seems pretty pleased

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u/amurgiceblade44 1d ago

True, that seems like a chill snake

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Definitely need to give the snake some dialogue

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u/FEARoach 1d ago

I need to know if this snake is capable of giving consent to form my opinion on this.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Will do 👍

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u/DudebroMcDudeham 1d ago

That "poor snake" is literally Satan

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u/getmybehindsatan 1d ago

In the Bible he was just a serpent. It was only later, long after the book was compiled, that people decided that the serpent was the same as the adversary/lightbringer/Satan/devil/etc.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Exactly. In this story he is just a serpent

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u/DinDonDaaan 1d ago

Ya. One more piece of interesting trivia is that the god in that story condemns the serpent to slither on its belly for all eternity for tempting the first humans.

...you mean it didn't do that before?

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u/daynewolf036 1d ago

No, before it had legs.

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u/amurgiceblade44 1d ago

Ypu can even see them in the comic :)

Stubby legs

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u/DeatonationgGrenade 1d ago

This had me laughing far harder than I should have.

I truly needed this today.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Thank you! 😄 I'm glad my art helps

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u/Peermeneer_exe 1d ago

I read this as "This had me far harder than it should have" at first and was very scared and confused for a moment haha

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 1d ago

"Im gonna tell everyone we ate a forbidden fruit or something." "right.. theres no way we can tell our kids why we actually got kicked out of paradise.."

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u/Finn-cherrydart 1d ago

I’m with the almighty for this one

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u/WhiskeyAndKisses 1d ago

Guess someone doesn’t actually know what is good.

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u/Versaton 1d ago

I couldn't not keep clicking next.

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u/Vlarm 1d ago

What, and I can not emphasize this enough, the fuck lmao

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u/Nikopoleous 1d ago

This is now canon, please share the rest OP.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Hey, thank you! I am excited to share the rest, I think It'll turn out fine 😄

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u/bentnai1 1d ago

That's so fun! Love me some sacrilege!

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

from here the story is going to go in an odd direction, I think the sacrilegious part is over

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u/gramathy 1d ago

The curse of knowledge (of pegging)

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u/catlandid 1d ago

Here is my humble proposal for an updated trans femme flag, because the symbolism is fucking fantastic.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Glad you liked it! 😁

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u/gramathy 1d ago

Wouldn’t that be transmasc? Eve was AFAR (Assigned Female At Rib)

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I sent you a DM with spoilers

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u/EntropicMeatMachine 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is the kind of content this subreddit needs.

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u/HyetalNight 1d ago

I like the way you’re brain works

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

A bit of a spoiler, Cain is going to become an important character,

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u/Which_Yesterday 1d ago

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍

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u/Roll-Roll-Roll 1d ago

Creates a world full of holes and throws a fit when people put stuff in them. Nice omniscience God.

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u/firecorgi 1d ago

I love the detail of the snake having arms prior to the first sin.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Thank you! 😊 there was a panel I had to cut, where the legs were used to make it more of a strap-on which is why, in this story, they were removed

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u/SimilarTop352 1d ago

that part is obvious, I believe

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u/i_bri 1d ago

This is just missing a panel where Adam has the apple as a ball gag.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I am kicking myself for forgetting to put that in 😭

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u/JarpHabib 1d ago

Tail-first? That's a wild first time, why of all- oh. oh, I see now.

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u/xxEmberBladesxx 1d ago

Honestly makes more sense than the original story

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

It is believed that the original story was an allegory for sex, so I went with the interpretation with a bit of twist

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u/K-Zoro 1d ago

I don’t think anyone can say that this is not some pretty original thinking on behalf of op. I await your second part with intrigue and curiosity.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Thank you! I hope people won't be disappointed by the second part.

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u/UnassumingSingleGuy 1d ago

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Nobody expects the snake strap on

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u/tomatomake 1d ago

TIL God is uncool

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u/wormyg 1d ago

Ok, that got me 😂

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u/ltdm207 1d ago

This is the most irreverent thing I have ever seen. Take my upvote!

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u/spider3zx 1d ago

Wow, just witnessed the birth of a new meme with God’s reaction. 

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u/MisterSlosh 1d ago

If not peg why put coombutton in ass?

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 1d ago

God "damn humans they unlocked a new kink and I hate myself for it"

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u/lurkinarick 1d ago

God: And I took that personally

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u/1stLtObvious 1d ago

God's just jealous he wasn't getting some snock in his gussy.

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u/flaming_james 1d ago

On page two, is the silhouette of the rooster in front of her junk literally cock foreshadowing?

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I'm very proud of that 😂

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u/ForearmDeep 1d ago

Ok but what was the sin? Was it the pegging, the beastiality, or (if the serpent can consent) does that count for being a 3 way?

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

They used the forbidden fruit as a ballgag, that can also count as a sin

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u/Plane_Length_7036 1d ago

What on God's green Earth is this shit

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u/main__py 1d ago

"Thou shall not peg!"

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u/G66GNeco 1d ago

Did you just tits and cock eve on page 2? Call that fore_shadow_ing I guess

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

Yeah 😂 and like, I did that so people think it's a homely comic where nudity gets censored

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u/G66GNeco 1d ago

Let it be known that both the joke and the subversion were seen and appreciated

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u/MassGaydiation 1d ago

Snake wrangler with a snake dangler

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun 1d ago

Never gonna believe this

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u/Dock_Ellis45 1d ago edited 1d ago

Jeffrey: Uh God? You said round peg, round hole, right?

God: Yep. Easy peezy.

Jeffrey: Well, you might want to explain it to them again because they're doing it wrong.

God: ...Fuck! Why did I put those two holes so close together?!

Jeffrey: None of hers.

God: I didn't give her a peg.

Jeffrey: Well, they found one.

Serpent: I don't know what death is, but I would like to die now.

God: I need a few thousand years to process this. Just send them all outside for a bit, okay.

[God then forgot about them.]

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u/Nevermind2010 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8AFppkdihqhiw
I would have been fine without the snildo.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

It is very important to the story

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u/Nevermind2010 1d ago

FairPlay I just can’t get over the arms of it

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I'm trying to make it biblically accurate and the fall in Genesis also worked as an explanation as to why snakes don't have limbs

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u/sp33dzer0 1d ago

The payoff better be the snake finding lemiwinks

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I think there is enough to guess the payoff, but it's a stretch

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u/sp33dzer0 1d ago

I bet its stretched.

Wait what are we talking about?

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u/FortyishYearOld 1d ago

What is panel 9 depicting?

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

The flamming sword

Genesis 3:24 "After he drove the man out, he placed on the east side[e] of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life."

I don't know if people can tell, but I like the Bible

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u/numahu 1d ago

Still standing for: Make love, not religious wars!

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u/HircinesHandmaiden 1d ago

Hello, bird nerd here, most tits are tufted

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

fuck. will fix, thank you for your service ☺️

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u/cyborg_priest 1d ago

I'm following you now. I must see how this ends.

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u/FlameWhirlwind 1d ago edited 1d ago

I um

I would probably react the same way

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 1d ago

Honestly? Disturbing and full of potential.
I like it.

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u/howchildish 1d ago

NTAH. I can't believe god would kink shame. You have nothing to be sorry about.

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u/Awkward_Swordfish581 1d ago

Wasn't expecting to see a snake used as a double ended dildo with Adam and Eve on r/comics but I guess here we are. (I'm presuming the snake suffocates)

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u/upvoter222 1d ago

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?

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u/WhatisLiamfucktrump 1d ago

Pegging is fine but I draw the line at bestiality

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u/Crookedvult 1d ago

Is there a deeper message that I'm missing here?

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u/Electrical_Shock359 1d ago

Yeah clearly the woman represents curiosity, the man represents submission and god represents complete and utter shock. The snake represents the feeling of Paul.

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u/Crookedvult 1d ago

Paul was my favorite emotion in Inside Out

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

The message is in the other half, I'll finish it tomorrow hopefully

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u/Crookedvult 1d ago

Excited to see the deeper meaning of Adam getting his pipes snaked

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 1d ago

I think I'll turn out okay

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u/Exciting_Policy8203 1d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/WifesPOSH 1d ago

God fucking damnit. That's a good one.

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u/ConspiceyStories 1d ago

No I think it's pretty deep up there

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u/The_Meme_Economy 1d ago

Is the snake not deep enough for you already

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u/NuzzyLocke 1d ago

I generally dislike comics that are sexual but this is really funny.

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u/chocobearv93 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Billy_Gnosis 1d ago

Damn I really gotta read that book

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