DISCLAIMER: WARNING: CALCULATION # 7 is X-rated in that to calculate L, use X = [(C2/10)^2], which is for mature audience only @ or above age of 20, but most 90% of this analysis is for all ages, though maybe NOT CALCULATION # 7 which is NOT meant to be read by kids, and CALCULATION # 8 EXPLAINS homosexuality mathematically, using modifier G @ 11.

My thanks to Zullie the Witch on YouTube, for inspiring me through her video “Weird stuff in this cut content boss room” from 30.09.2021, to make this analysis. But, 10% of this analysis is NOT suitable for children. And, any similarity/ies between my analysis & that of any other internet essayist is purely (by) coincidence or / and a coincidental. This is a fantasy-FICTION analysis: it’s mostly FICTION. Also, there is NO intention to offend any race or gender: it’s mostly FICTION. And, there is NO intention to offend any race or/and gender or/and working(s) of science or/and technology, most of my analysis is (fantasy)-FICTION. Again, I feel really excited to write this, as I believe this is a very interesting topic within the Dark Souls Lore and I can’t wait to dive into it and I will attempt to make monthly updates to keep it as accurate as possible by which I mean to weed out typos & any errors in my equations, but 10% of this analysis is NOT suitable for children.

NOW, my super easy 1 sentence or paragraph or 1 page analysis of racism within the Dark Souls universe, where everything in my analysis revolves around the central equation : X^LOG10(X),where Xis some # @ some unit of magnitude & point distribution :THE equation used by me to analyze Dark Souls, and it seems to be used by many other lore hunters, such as Hawkshaw, The Bestiary, The Sleepy Hollow, SmoughTown, Gingy, DaveControl, The Firelink Conspiracy & Silver Mont, but the racism (fantasy-FICTION) of this setting is more close to that of The Burgue, a neo-Victorian world where human internal racism, sexism, and class dynamics take a backseat to a overwhelming, institutionalized xenophobia against mythical refugee species. Such as the Fae (faeries) and the Faun (pucks). This is the same as the racism in Dark Souls as we do witness countless amounts of of hate, fear and segregation targeted towards humans, Giants, Gods, Hollows, Dragons, Priscilla and many, many more but not towards members of the same species. Indicating that racism may not even be the right term anymore but we continue nonetheless. The question is now, how does this racism work and manifest itself? To understand this analysis the simplest way possible, you start with the height equation, CALCULATION # 4, and go from there to all sorts of directions like on a graph paper (figuratively speaking), but, start with CALCULATION # 182, before going to CALCULATION # 4, for the easiest & fastest route to understanding this super easy analysis. COINCIDENTALY, it’s the last calculation which seems to best explain my analysis.

DISCLAIMER : The above and following comments is my interpretation & MY THEORY < with mathematic proof to back this/my claim [THEORY] EXCEPT the similarities between Dark Souls & The Burgue written or/and writing controlled by Travis Beacham >

Let’s begin with CALCULATION # 1: The racism equation to determine racism between the First Flame < order > [Soul] and the Flame of Chaos < Chaos > [Clone < as in failed attempt at cloning the first flame >]. In the short term, binary logic < order > [soul equation] is far superior (?) than fuzzy logic < chaos > [cloning equation]. Most of the universe seems to be working in or using binary logic, with a constant state of war being waged against fuzzy logic by binary logic & vice versa. You don’t have to look too far for examples. Look @ CALCULATION # 34, # 78, # 80, & # 83. In short the racism between the two seems to originate from a God/Creation dynamic both of which seem unable to agree upon. [Soul] < order > was the origin point of [Clone] < chaos > yet due to their nature as disparaties < order > and < chaos > can’t confront the correlation connecting each other’s existence, creating a form of inhuman hate/prejudice/racism that seems to hold no end goal but just irrational disdain.

CALCULATION # 2: The racism equation to determine racism between the offspring of [Soul] I.e. God, Demi-God or similar and the offspring of [Clone] I.e. Demons, Mutants. Use @ [1 – 1/((his HPx2)^(1/2))] = %
This may sound self explanatory but the result tends to differ greatly. Due to this the deal between Izalith and Anor Londo could be struck, as for example Quelaag shows a lowered racism towards [Soul] yet a heightened racism towards hollows, whilst Quelana holds a racism value of nigh zero towards all life.

CALCULATION # 3 : The (my) analysis of Dark Souls racism relies on this CALCULATION # 3, with conjunction of CALCULATION # 6. The following rule, along with CALCULATION # 45 & # 46, is / are most important CALCULATION in that it helps the reader figure out how to distribute & manipulate points to his understanding. Whatever arithmetic or math operation you perform on RV or Racism-Value to either decrease or increase his, its, or her RV, you need to perform the exact opposite arithmetic or math operation on his, its, or her AV or Acceptance Value. So, if you apply a [AV + x], then apply a [RV – x], which is used for the Old Ladies of DS2 ; if you apply a [AV – x], then apply a [RV + x], which is used by most mutants of Blighttown; if you apply a [AV / x], then apply a [RV*x], which is used by Gwyn of DS1, including his Duke Seath; if you apply a [AV * x], then apply a [RV / x ], which is applied by The Nameless King of DS3. If you use [AV^(1/2)], then you’d need to use or apply [RV^2]. And, if you used LN(AV), you’d need to apply LN^-1(RV), to balance out both sides of the AV_RV equation, where default value remains same, but < you need CALCULATION # 3 to actually understand my analysis, so you should really memorize this little paragraph, but you’ll need 1 other calculation besides CALCULATION # 3 that being one on converting from one unit to another such as C3 = C2^LOG10(C2), for AV, RV, & HP >. Look @ Calculation # 165, and # 202.

CALCULATION # 4 : Equation to determine racism towards species of other height. This may sound weird but the Gods of Dark Souls and many other Species have clear height differences that have lead to a superiority or inferiority complex that accumulated into racism frequently throughout the series. The following equation may be flawed, and may NOT accurately depict reality for height. But, one has to start somewhere; so, height in ft. for an average male = [{(C3)^(1/2)} +/– (M^2)] or[{(C3) / (M^2)}^(1/2))], where C3 is @ RV or Racism-Value, NOT HP, but for mutants such as the Parasitic Wall Hugger < That according to Haekshaw’s calculations could be the King/Prince of Izalith but I can’t confirm this due to his unwillingness to share his calculations online. I wanna remark here that I didn’t attempt to contact him about this, as I don’t know him personally and didn’t wanted to come of as creepy and/or a massive A-hole, that focuses too much on calculable soundness in lore discussions and video essays > in Blighttown, you’d want to use HP or Intelligence stat rather than RV for growth & shrinking, and where modifier M = LOG10(Y), but +M for beauty & -M for ugly, where Y = % of beauty or ugliness. For a guy that’s mixed breed, < through inter-species copulation albeit of physical, magical or even mechanical nature > leaving out the modifier M, but only for a super tall guy such as for a Giant, when calculating either his height or C3 HP. This equation when applied to different races/species needs a modifier. Using height in ft., for an average Lordran man, during the dwindling of the first flame in DS1 @ M = 1.41 @ +26%, but currently @ M = 1, for some parts of Lordran, but NOT sure how prevalent is the distribution @ M = 1, strangely, but value of M probably varies geographically & (time) periods of wars & emigration, C3 HP = [(M^2)*{(his height)^2)}], for Lordran descent, which in height in ft. = [{(his C3 HP) / (M^2)}^(1/2)], where M = +1.41 for +26% EXTRA beauty; but, an Catarina male < @ or greater than 10% of population, {not sure of exact %} 10x% of Londorians & other races > can fall into either one of these 2 equations, depending on appearance; but, for most other races, C3 HP = [{(M^2) + (his height)}^2], for non-Lordran descent, such as for a Astora or Eastern Lander, his C3 HP = [{(-(-1 or -1.41)^2) + (his height)}^2]; for an average Thorolund man or for an average Vinheim man @ M = 0, his C3 HP = [(height)^2], but rarely @ [(+1 + (height))^2] @ C3 HP; & for an average Carim male @ M = +1 @ +10%, C3 HP =[{+1 + (his height)}^2] @ M = +1. For an Zena male, use same equation as used for an average Eastern Lander @ M = -1 @ -10%. Equation useable for Anor Londorians @ M = +3 for +1,000% EXTRA beauty. The only difference between the height equation in CALCULATION # 4 & equation used in CALCULATION # 11 to compute annual salary based racism is that the height equation uses C3, while equation to compute wealth uses C2. Look @ CALCULATION # 8, # 11, # 14, # 15, # 60, # 142, & # 182.

CALCULATION # 5 : For calculating the values of racism towards the weapons created by other species. Many species in Dark Souls seem to put pride into their weapons and armor, which sadly often accumulates disdain for weapons and armor of other species. C0 for mutants, humans, or/and their weapon(s) is @ [C1*(C1^(1/1))] = [C1^2], but damage by weapon(s) created by human(s) would be more correct if written @ [((C1)/2)^2] = C0, where, for Giants (s), C0 = STR = [(his C2 HP)*((C2 DP)/10)^(1/2))], to check for posture. The next scale, level, or status of C0 is the Gods or Anor Londorians scale @ [C1*(C1^(1/2))], where, here, C1 = [((C0)^2)^(1/3)]. The C0 can be used to figure out the life-span of a mutant @ C0 HP default Intelligence @ {god scale}, where life-span in years = about 10^[3*LOG10(C0)], where C0 = C1 AV Look @ CALCULATION # 66. STR @ C0 godly scale = [C1*((C1 DP)^(1/3))]. NOTE the increase in the exponent’s denominator by 1 for each increasing scale or notation for status. So, a god-like entity @ 569 C1 RV would be @ [569*(569^(1/3))] C0 = 4,715 C0 @ RV on a godly scale, which if applied to a lesser godly entity would get a [(569/3)*((569/3)^(1/3))] = 1,089 C0. There are 4 more equations for Intelligence that you should know; they are:1) C0 intelligence = [(C1 RV)/LOG10(C1 RV)], such as for Seath; 2) C0 intelligence = [(C1 RV)/1] = [C1 RV], such as for some of the gods worshipped by humans of Lordran; 3) C0 intelligence = [(C2 RV)/2], such as for Big Hat Logan & Aldia; & 4) C0 intelligence = [(C3 RV)/3], such as for giant insects. But, NOTE that 4,998.82 C0 Intelligence for a Ringed City inhabitant is @ 83.8 C1 RV by 83.8^LOG10(83.8) = 4,998.82C2 RV. NOTE that 83.8 C1 RV = 43.57 C0 intelligence for Seath @ 43.57 C0 by [83.8/LOG10(83.8)] = [83.8/1.92] = 43.57 C0 intelligence. NOTE: that if you put a Ringed City inhabitant @ 1,000 C0 intelligence, then let that C0 intelligence = 1,000 C2 RV, which = HP or Health Points that of Darkeater Midir < if you include power to dimensional travel, when Midir was “trapped” beneath the Ringed City the same place, that the player fights him in IF the place was truly that heavily corrupted then Midir @ 25 C1 RV = 90 C2 RV by 25^LOG10(25) = 90, but I’m NOT sure if the abyss could have lead to a dimensional travel. If it did then double his C1 RV to [2x25] = 50 C1 RV, putting Midir @ same RV as that of Gwyn @ 50 C1 RV or (1/2) that of Oceiros, who is 1.5x or/to 3x RV that of Seath, @ RV between 35 & 70 C1 RV for SS >, with RV of Gwyn & Gwyndolin.

CALCULATION # 6 : The life-spans of species are a classic point of racism and Gwyn has been seen to take advantage of it multiple times across the setting, here is how to calculate it: Life-span = [X*C3], where X > 2 when C2 < 20, else X = 2 when C2 LS greater than or = 20. Also, X = [20 - C2 + 2 ]. But, NOTE that AV or @ C2 = [C0 / 5] for immortality. So, a human @ 19 C2 RV, would have an of [20 – 19 + 2] = 3; but, note that his RV is, also, @ 19 C2. And, when/if his COM is @ 19 C2, his no mutant power(s), because he has no difference or difference of 0 by [19 RV - (COM @ 19 C2) ] = 0 difference. For Giant Lord, use 60 C1 LS to generate a LS of 19.87 billion years for Giant Lord, meaning you’d reduced his default LS to 60 C1, & increase his RV with arithmetic operation opposite to that used to decrease his LS. So, if either a {-} or a {/} was used to reduce LS, then use {+} or {*} to increase RV. Look @ CALCULATION # 5, # 26, # 31, & # 202.

DARK SOULS ( BROWNIE ) CAKE RECIPE :

USE ONLY (1/7)BAR OF BUTTER FOR ANY CAKE RECIPE. And, since this analysis is kind of long, so, as a side note, I’ve included a Dark Souls brownie cake recipe, though the Dark Souls part is optional, IF you want to make something before you start reading this, so that you’d have something to eat while reading this, I’ve included a recipe for a brownie, but it can be used for just about any cake, including blueberry muffins or even yellow cake. Total bake time for any cake is 22 minutes, including, for regular brownies, just use 1 box of brownie flower, rather than 50% of it with 50% of another cake flower, assuming you want to make regular brownies, rather than a Dark Souls brownie cake, don’t add anything from the box for blueberry cake: flower, blueberry juice, & blueberries, leave these things out for regular brownies. The Dark Souls flower used in this recipe consists of (1/2) from box of one type of cake & (1/2) from box another type of cake. You can skip this step if you do not want to bake a cake before reading this. If you want to make extra Dark Souls brownies, then use 1 box of each type of the 2 types of cake flower & ingredients, but add ONLY ONE-THIRD {1/3)} the amount of butter or oil instructed to by the back of the box. FOR BEST RESULTS, use (1/2) flower from blueberry cake box & other (1/2) flower from brownie cake box. You can add the blueberries & its liquid contents into the dough mix if you want < tastes extra nice & good if you use blueberry JUICE, then you only need (1/8) cup of water, if you add the blueberry juice, with 1, 2, or 3 eggs, but LEAVE OUT THE blueberries, unless you want your cake to be crunchy, but you may want to replace the blueberries with walnuts >, but then you need less water to add to dough to make batter. You can add 1 to 3 eggs. It should take exactly 22 minutes to bake it, but DO NOT bake (any) cake more than 24 minutes, AND checking it every 9 minutes is optional, since cake will be done in 22 minutes of bake time. Children: for the following recipe, children should seek adult supervision. Size of pan should be circular with diameter of 8” < regular 8” for its diameter for the pan you’ll be using for this recipe> Before you begin, you should know that the batter or the texture of the batter should look like frozen ice cream, but you’re not making ice cream, but rather a cake. Have 2 eggs ready to add to batter, but DON’T let any of the egg shell to fall into either the egg yolk or batter. The # of eggs that you add should be 2 +/- 1; and, I’ll like keep the recipe as simple as possible : add 1 egg @ the beginning, and add the 2nd egg in the middle of the recipe for the batter, just before adding the butter, but don’t forget to mix the batter each time, and, also, before adding the butter. Use (1/3) the amount that the instruction(s) on back of box will tell you to use for the amount of bar of butter, meaning use ONLY (1/7)bar of butter, use ONLY one-third, (1/3), THE amount of butter (to add) that the instructions on back of box will tell you to add. But, before you add the butter, leave the bar of butter out to soften for 1 or 2 hours, where for every 5 minutes you leave it out @ room temperature = 1 second in microwave, so/oryou can just put it, the bar of butter [but, don’t unwrap it], in the microwave for 10 to 19 seconds,[but, don’t unwrap it, until the very end when you’re about to add the butter to the batter], or you can leave out exactly (1/7) bar of butter in bowl to soften @ room temperature < this is the amount, later, to be added to the batter & mixed thoroughly with several strokes between each step, including the last that being putting the (1/7) bar of butter in the almost finished batter, & mix for a dozen strokes with a large spoon BEFORE placing batter in 8” glass pan, the inside of which should be GREASED WITH butter or oil : I used a soft stick of butter to grease the bottom & sides of the 8” glass pan: the result was better using butter to grease bottom & sides of the 8” glass pan than using the oil, maybe I didn’t grease enough using the oil, as it could have been just that, that being I didn’t grease the bottom & sides enough with the oil >, assuming you don’t want ruin the bar of butter into mush in the warm temperature, by that I mean, if butter is cold, then don’t microwave the bar of butter more than 19 seconds, but just 19 seconds = @ rate of 1 second < of microwave > for every 5 minutes that you’d leave it out @ room temperature, but if bar of butter is completely frozen & you’re in a hurry to make the cake, microwave the unwrapped frozen bar of butter for 19 seconds; and, then, put back in refrigerator, the remaining majority of the unused bar or stick of butter. Let the piece of butter you’ve taken out to soften @ room temperature before adding it to the batter. Don’t let any of the egg shell(s) fall into the egg yolk in your bowl which you can mix before placing it in flower to be mixed with each step that you add some ingredient such as egg(s) and water, which should be (1/4) cup of water with 2 eggs, with 1 or/to 2 tablespoon(s) of milkin/for 1 box of flower to make regular brownies : NOTE to mix flower between each step with at least several strokes, and, also with 2 dozen extra strokes with a large spoon @ end after adding (1/7) bar of soft butter into batter. You can add walnuts if you like into the batter @ this point, but I prefer not to use walnuts in recipe. I don’t like it to be crunchy, but soft throughout. If some piece(s) of egg shell fall(s) into the egg yolk, REMOVE it (the egg shell) before adding eggs to batter. Add the butter @ the very end to the batter, after all the other ingredients have been added, & a couple of steps before putting the batter in the pan to be baked. You can mix the eggs before adding it to the batter, but it’s not important if you mix the eggs before adding it to batter. Add just enough water, (1/8) cup of water if you use(d) the blueberry liquid, with 1, 2, or 3 eggs, as part of cake batter for Dark Souls brownie :ELSE, FOR REGULAR BROWNIES, DO NOT ADD THE BLUEBERRY JUICE, but if you do add the blueberry juice, you won’t ruin the recipe as it taste just as nice with the blueberry juice, but if you add the blueberry juice, you’ll need to almost no water, but about only (1/8) cup of water only, to batter, NOR ANY BLUEBERRIES, NOR ANY FLOWER FOR THE BLUEBERRY CAKE, use (1/4) cup of water with 2 eggs {1/2 cup of water with 1 egg, but (1/4) cup of water with 2 eggs, and (1/6) cup of water with 3 eggs}, if none of the blueberry liquid is used as part of cake batter, but I don’t recall exactly how much water I used in/for recipe, but you’ll need to, also, add 1 or/to 2 tablespoons of milk>, so that the ingredients start to mix & your batter which (the batter) should look like frozen ice cream, and when I use the term or phrase frozen ice cream, I mean that the batter should look moist, but NOT too moist. Use ONLY (1/7)bar of butter for any < but this recipe is for a Dark Souls brownie, but if you were making blueberry cake, you’d need to add blueberries & its liquid contents, but for Dark Souls brownie cake, add the blueberry juice, but LEAVE OUT THE BLUEBERRIES, and replace the blueberries with walnuts > cake recipe for each box of cake flower, but you won’t ever need more than 1 box of cake flower, unless you’re making a cake for a large party. When you grease the bottom & sides of a glass pan, use a bit of oil or butter, when it comes to greasing the pan, before you put the batter in. THE SIDES of the 8” glass pan should be GREASED 2x the amount that of its bottom. But, make sure the oven is empty of everything before you put in the pan of batter. And, put or place the temperature setting @ 345 F. Again, children should seek adult supervision before cooking anything, including this cake (recipe). When thin crust begins to form, it’s just about done. Check how the cake is cooking every 10 minutes. It should be done in 19 minutes. To make PUDDING for Dark Souls brownie(s), bake it for ONLY (1/2) the time of 22 to 24 minutes: [.5*(22 to 24)] = @ 11 to 12 minutes, for brownie pudding, rather than 22 to 24 minutes for brownie cake. Use a small towel or mittens to remove it from oven, so not to burn your hands. Let it cool for 40 minutes or (2/3) of an hour, or 2x # of minutes that it took to bake the cake. THEN, you can either cut it into LARGE squares, or serve it & you can begin to eat it. If you don’t wish to eat it right away, put a plate over it or wrap it up, and eat it later. Yum ? And by the way, cakes have lot of sugar, so if you don’t want sugar in your diet then skip this recipe. But, if you want to make Dark Souls brownies, rather than regular brownies, use (1/2) dough flower from brownie & other (1/2) flower from another type of cake flower such as from chocolate or blueberry cake box, to give it a different taste. NOW, returning back to my super easy 1 paragraph or 1 page analysis of racism in Dark Souls, where everything in my analysis revolves around THE central equation X^LOG10(X), where X is some # @ some unit.

CALCULATION # 7 : For POLAGAMY or to figure out # of wives a man can have. This is a big deal to figure out Gwyn as a character, considering that Gwynevere and Gwyndolin were a product of a Giant and Snake-woman partaking in polagamy with Gwyn and thus form an alliance, which we find in the form of Sen’s Fortress and the Giants Guarding Anor Londo. If you think this alliance equates to a low level of racism YOU WILL BE SHOCKED!Use the CLONING equation, which is the individual’s HO divided by her Stamina in male RV, WHERE # of male clones the male could create or manufacture PLUS +1 would represent # of women he could have for wives. But, the minimum would be [(his C2 DP) / 10 ]. And, IF you DILUTE this equation to # of girlfriends <unregistered marriage(s)>, # increases, AND IF YOU DILUTE this further to get women with little or no morals, # increases in form of prostitution as well, as the penthouse < brothel for rich & famous > of Anor Londo. In Lordran about the time of prohibition, it was voted to make it <brothels> illegal, though before/during prohibition, it was legal in Londor. Anyway, getting back to what I was saying about equation for polygamy : If 2 ladies are @ 10 Stamina = a guy @ 20 C2 HP = 49.28 C3 HP, each, where he’ll need to be @ 50 C3 or 20 C2 HP to have 1 wife @ 10 Stamina; THEN, he’ll need to have or be @ 26 C2 HP or default intelligence = 100.5 C3 HP for him to have 2 wives, each wife@ 10 Stamina beauty. If his C2 HP is in greatly in EXCESS & he’s not married to his women, and assuming there are only few other Gods/Humans/Mutants/Demons/etc. like him, then the following applies : # = [(C2/10)^(C2/10)]. So, if you put Gwyn @ 25 C2 HP = 90 C3, then he can have [2.5^2.5] = 6.25 girlfriends. If base is @ 10 C2 HP, then % ghost = [(C2/10)^2] = [(PK)^2] % ghost ; but, if base is @ 10 C1 DP @ mutant then % ghost = [(C1/10)^2]. So, a ghost @ 5 PK is 25 % ghost. Normally, 100% ghost is @ 100 C2 DP by [(100/10)^2] = [10^2] = 100 % ghost @ 100 C2 HP. THEN, a 49 % ghost = 7 PK.

CALCULATION # 8 : Remember that her Stamina = [LOG10((her C3 HP)], where she @ 20 C1 RV, her Stamina = 4.4 @ 20 C2 AV & 125 C2 RV for Stamina. So, her height for a perfect <young> maiden in # of meters = [{(her C1 HP)/(G + (her Stamina)}^2], where G = [10 + R] Stamiba for an almost perfect guy, where for most, R = 1, 2 or 3, and note that 1 meter = 3.28 ft.: you can use this equation for/as a gender based racism equation, with some adjustments & modifications to the equation, using the modifier G; you can,also, use this equation to explain homosexuality mathematically because of the modifier G in the equation. How ? The purpose of the G modifier is that it acts as a “MINIMUM COST” you need this modifier in the equation to calculate her height, THOUGH it’s not impossible if you use CALCULATION # 3 and #32, but those 2 calculations don’t give you height, but Stamina based on height, age, beauty, & race. So, @ 30 C1 HP @ 10 Stamina @ G = 11, her height = (30/(11+10)^2 meters = 2.04 meters; @ 20 C1 HP @ 4 Stamina, her height = (20/(11+4))^2 = 1.78 meters = 5.83 ft.; and, @ 50 C1 HP @ 25 Stamina, height = (50/(11+25))^2 = 1.929 meters. So, a woman @ 16 C1 HP @ 1.5 Stamina would have a height of (15/(11+1.5))^2 = 1.2^2 = 1.44 meters = 1.44*3.28 ft. = 4.72 ft tall. She @ 1.5 Stamina would be @ 24.165 C2 HP by 15^LOG10(15) = 24.165. Top equation explains male & female homosexuality mathematically, where a very elite Anor Londo male would have the same C2 HP, when compared C2 HP of/to a woman @ 2 Stamina, both are @ equal C2 intelligence @ 24.165 C2@ his Stamina = (24.165 C2 @ C3)/(pi+1)) = (81.887/(pi+1)) = 19.77 Stamina for a guy @ 24.165 C2 HP or default intelligence. You get 81.887 by 24.165^LOG10(24.165) = 81.887 C3 default intelligence or 81.887 total points for a DS2 character @ 24.165 C2 default intelligence. It starts to get interesting when you got a Eastern Lander woman @ 17 C1 DP@ 2.5 Stamina, giving a height of (17/(11+2.5))^2 = 1.26^2 = 1.586 meters = 5.2 ft. <gorgeous> @ 32.66 C2 HP by 17^LOG10(17) = 32.66 C2 HP, where 17 is @ C1 HP for her. 32.66 C2 HP is extremely rare for a guy; it, 32.66 C2 HP = 17 C1 RV, < no, not @4 AMBS which is applied to C2 HP, & he’d need to be @ 16 C2 RV to be @ 4 AMBS > would either put him @ Stamina = (196/(pi+1)) = 47 Stamina < only a character like Gwyn can have a high Stamiba as 47 > or if used as IQ, he as a (Eastern Lander) scientist, his increased IQ @ between {170 & 229} by { [10*(C1 HP)] & [100*LOG10(C3 DP)] } would help his country create Dragons with Giant Souls or serious bio-weapons like those Pisacas in DS1, where 196 is @ C3 DP or a total of 196 points in Soul Level. And, finally if you got THE perfect Firekeeper or Witch woman or maiden @ 27 Stamina < which is still less than 30, which is maximum, as I’ve never come across a woman higher than a score of 9 being @ 27 Stamina >, you 1st calculate her C1 HP based on her Stamina, giving a C1 HP of [10*(27^(1/2))] = 10*51.96 = 51.96 C1 HP, and you plug in her C1 HP into her height equation to give a height to of (51.96/(11+27))^2 = 1.367^2 meters = 1.87 meters which is quite accurate. And, if you use 30 Stamina, which is, also, maximum Stamina allowed for any real woman, her C1 HP = 54.77, then her height = (54.77/(11+30))^2 = 1.7845 meters = 5.853 ft. which is 90% accurate, with 10% margin of error, but that’s close enough, as no equation is perfect, close as I’ll ever get.

Sadly Reddit won’t let me type a longer post for some reason, apparently my internet is having trouble and I already typed so much! But I think you understood the Gist of it. I think I should try to make a YouTube video, MS paint may be helpful to make these things a little more visibly understandable. Hopefully my ideas, theories and calculations have brought you some inspiration for your own lore Hunting!

Such just a fucking dogshit game. These like stupidly wide open areas with nothing in them. Dipshit weapon design. Everything is just about spamming anime moves. And the enemy does the same fucking thing

Everything is just an obnoxious guy with a sword or some other ridiculous weapon. You don't ever get a break or actual fun enemies to deal with like in the previous games. Cause fun = bad. This is the future. Games have to be masochistic chores

Suck a dick Hollow Knight, Celeste. And Elden Ring

then the story... Jesus Christ. I just want to dump every single Elden Ring fan in fucking hot oil. Until they turn into french fries. Like there is no story... Stop fucking lying to me. There is no FUCKING STORY IN THIS GODDAMN GAME... It's just a bunch of empty areas. This isn't a story game... Or an RPG. This is a fucking GMOD map

fuck you... Fuck you! Poorly balanced laggy PvP. Shitty story. Stupid fucking game. Go hang out with Helldivers 2. You mainstream COOP slop... And vagueposting story. As well as dipshit enemy design

You wanna know what you are? Michael Zaki! You are a.... A poo poo head

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Hi all, after much meditation on the subject, I wanted to share with you the most attractive NPCs located in Elden Ring. I know it’s mainstream slop, but you can’t deny there’s some hotties lurking there! This list is subjective, please let me know your thoughts below.

1.) Melina - yes, this is obvious shoe in for the spot on this list. She’s popular for a reason! Her helpfulness and stunning good looks really gets my fire going. Plus, she’s a horse girl. Is there more that needs to be said?

2.) Twin Maiden Husks - I feel like this one is cheating. They’re considered a single entity, despite being two of them. Two of them! Easy placement on this list. The fact they sell various, uhm, trinkets is the icing on the cake!

3.) Midra - there is beauty in sacrifice, for what is love if not laying down your self for another? This places Midra relatively high on this list. Additionally, he knows his way around penetration.

4.) Torrent - why have the horse girl when you can have the horse? Is there more that needs to be said?

5.) Giant Land Octopus - oh my god the eating animation of your character places this at number one easily oh my god the lore of your body being used for her young’s nutrients oh my god.

Thanks for reading. Time to play Elden Ring