r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh • Sep 11 '26
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u/LaconicLacedaemonian Sep 11 '26
Vibecoder's creed:
- This is just a PoC
- And if its not, its just a quick demo.
- And if its not, its meeting a critical vp deadline
- And if its not, its not tell me what will break?
- And if it will break, how likely is that?
- And you're blocking me? you must hate AI
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u/notAGreatIdeaForName Sep 11 '26
- I told AI to took care of that
Sure buddy, please also take full responsibility, no problem then!
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u/SilasTalbot Sep 11 '26
Make No Mistakes wasn't working so I tried to be more practical and I went with
Make Fewer Mistakes than last time.
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u/henrikhakan Sep 11 '26
- Take it up with the vp, and vp will chew you out for not showing company loyalty
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u/TheWashbear Sep 11 '26
Is it really like that out there? I am working in a German company, we tried AI a few times and decided it is just no good for our case. So I am reading all these comments with some kind of Horror and awe....
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u/henrikhakan Sep 11 '26
In some places it is. I work in automotive for a company that's not doing too well, as a result management is worried about their jobs, and in those situations all management wants is loyal staff. I work in information security and quality assurance, my job is literally to point out flaws. I argue so much about managers nitpicking dumb shit eeevery single day. You guys looking for people?
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u/JPJackPott Sep 11 '26
Why are we paying for an MSSQL licence? Can’t Claude make us our own database?
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u/sxeli Sep 11 '26
"Who needs a private database when i can vibe code new databases every weekend"
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u/StarboardChaos Sep 11 '26
There was 'backend-for-frontend'
Vibe coders invented 'backend-in-frontend'
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u/SilasTalbot Sep 11 '26
Brilliant.
Have your customer host the DB in their own browser then you don't have to pay GoDaddy for hosting it anymore.
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u/catastrophic_111 Sep 11 '26
Irony is, non vibe coders don't know most of this stuff either. It's like gin and whiskey people, they both hate each other but ignore the fact that they're both alcoholics
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u/Suspicious_Silicon Sep 11 '26
When you alter a million rows by mistake but then realize there's a backup!
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u/facebrocolis Sep 11 '26
Not true because it would imply they know what these things are
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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy Sep 11 '26
It's ok, AI has studied a huge body of human work with these words being used as buzzwords and nothing else, it can fix it with some reassuring marketing copy and no code changes.
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u/ChristopherKlay Sep 11 '26
Most recent example I came across: A password protected maintenance mode for a website just being a div (covering the entire page, with a input field in the middle) that get's hidden if the password (that's stored in plain text in the script) is entered.
When told how insecure all of that is, the person decided the best idea is to use full on encryption for the password and everything.
Entirely ignoring that the entire "protection" can still be disabled by just adding the div to your adblocker.
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u/eldhand Sep 11 '26
I mean to be fair, astra is better than 90% of the developers when it comes to these things...
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u/Kroosn Sep 11 '26
It’s funny right. Look at most security research now. It’s throw AI at it and give it a heap of tools.
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u/vwin90 Sep 11 '26
Yeah, lots of people hanging onto 2024 cope when discussing limitations.
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u/JackNotOLantern Sep 11 '26
Answer is: The what? The what? The what? It's not real. Service need to access data, right?
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u/HumbleBedroom3299 Sep 11 '26
Interesting how the more we mock Ai the better it gets. How soon till an LLM is suggesting to a vibe coder "hey so you don't know shit about coding but stuff we should also secure in your code base before it goes live is your security protocols, observability, concurrency and data loss?"
To which the vibe coder says "yeah set that all up. Fix it." and it does it.
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u/Not_An_Eggo Sep 11 '26
Hey, I'm not a vibe coder and I know basically nothing about that stuff either!
Though to be fair I am just a game dev who has only worked on single player games thus far lmao
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u/Lost_Raspberry_5485 Sep 11 '26
I love how programmers are coping because AI is already better hahaha
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