r/KanesHorrors • u/AbKane667 • 23h ago
I Cheated the Harvest God Out of a Beer Keg
I took another keg and put it under the faucet. The beer slowed down to a dribble.
"Tilt that barrel, Tom."
"Already tilting it, Dad."
"Tilt it more!"
A little more beer came out, but the keg was only halfway full.
"How many do we have, Dad?"
"Don't even ask."
"How many?"
"Four and a half," I muttered.
Tom rubbed his face.
"So just three and a half."
I grabbed the keg tightly.
"No, Tom, no. I had to borrow to brew this batch. Three and a half wouldn't even cover the debt."
Tom's eyes flew open.
"But, Dad, we need to give one to Radegast, or else it all goes bad."
"Tom, we can't."
"I'll tell the tavern keeper if you don't pour it."
His words sent a chill down my spine. He looked deep into my eyes.
"Okay, but first I gotta check the other barrels; maybe they have more beer in them."
"There's nothing there, Dad."
"I don't care, Tom. I'm checking them."
"But the celebrations will start. Anna and I need to get our costumes ready."
"Then go. I'll do it myself."
"But you promise to pour one out for Radegast."
"Yes, son."
He measured me with his eyes, took his hat, and walked out.
I hated lying to Tom, but he didn't understand. We needed the money, and pouring for Radegast was more tradition than something of concern. A harvest-loving God wouldn't waste a batch of beer. I loaded the kegs onto a wheelbarrow and brought them to the tavern.
The tavern keeper stood outside, tapping his foot.
"John, I'm glad to see you. How many kegs do you have?"
"Four and a half."
"Wow, amazing. No one could bring more than four. The hops don't want to grow." He shook his head. "Hopefully Radegast will bless us next year when he sees we give even in a time of shortage."
I looked at the ground.
"Yes, hopefully."
He tipped my kegs into the big barrel with the rest, and the whole village’s beer swirled together.
"I'll see you tonight, John."
"See you."
I hurried home and sat inside my house long after the celebrations started. The idea of drinking and dancing now made my stomach turn, but I had to show up at least.
When I came into the tavern, the celebrations were in full swing. People danced around in their costumes, tipping one beer after the other. Even the smell of the beer made me gag. I told everyone I was sick and couldn't drink.
As I sat down, Tom and Anna ran to my table. Anna wore a beautiful flower dress that matched Tom's shirt.
"Hi Dad!"
"Hi, John!"
"Hi, kids, are you having fun?"
"Yeah, we've been dancing all night," Tom said. They looked at each other and kissed.
Anna held a glass of beer. She took a sip and made a face.
"You don't like it, Anna?"
"It's so bitter."
"You'll get used to it. Make sure not to give any to Tom. I know you're 18, but he still has some months left."
"Of course, John."
"Don't worry, Dad. You know I don't like it."
"Funny, coming from a brewer's son," I said, patting his back. "Go dance, kids. I don't want to bore you with my oldness."
Anna finished her beer.
"I'll go get another, then we can dance more."
She ran off.
Tom leaned closer.
"Thanks, Dad, for pouring that batch."
I clenched my jaw.
"Sure, Tom."
He smiled and ran off too.
I sank into my chair, holding my head.
The celebrations were getting on. People started drinking more, dancing more, and talking louder. I never realized how boring celebrations could be when one doesn't drink. After a while, I was ready to go home. Tom and Anna were still dancing. I let them be and left.
The next morning, I woke up early. The day was beautiful. The sun shone. The birds sang. I made myself a cup of coffee and sat on our porch. My stomach growled. We barely had any food at the house. I got dressed and went into town.
The streets were empty and quiet. Only birdsong carried through the town. It wasn't strange for people to sleep in after the celebrations. Usually I'd see at least a few people opening their stores or still partying, but the square was empty.
I turned onto the road that led to the tavern. The keeper kept it open even after the celebrations.
I was about to reach the tavern when I heard a noise in the distance; someone was weeping. It was Tom! I rushed toward the sound. I focused on the sound. I couldn't even hear the birds, but as I turned the corner, my heart dropped.
The smell of rotting hops hung in the air. The townsfolk lay around the tavern, on the grass and pavement, dark liquid on their clothes and around their mouths. A few glasses of beer lay around them, the same black liquid inside them. Tom sat on the ground weeping next to a few bodies, holding Anna's lifeless hand.
"Tom?"
He shot his eyes at me. They were filled with tears and anger.
"You promised!"
"Tom, I'm sorry!"
He looked at Anna and held her hand tighter. A few more tears rolled down his face.
"Tom, please, just come here."
"No."
He shook his head and picked up a glass that had a little dark liquid in it.
"No, Tom. Wait!"
But he didn't listen. He tipped the glass back and drank it in one gulp.
I ran to him and caught him before he hit the ground. He was already limp. His eyes stared at the blue sky, and somewhere near us, the birds kept singing.