▄︻デ══━一💥 [MSEV]
THE MALEFICENT SEVEN – Now Recruiting!
Deadeye Fun + Experimentation!
🕰️ NA Timezone (both Peak AND Off hours)
⁉️ Whom we are…
I am just ONE guy, but have been known to arrive on the scene of battle with the force of as many as TWO pistols.
🎯 My mission
I am on a quest to gather the 7+ most DEADLY snipers in all of Tyria. Once fully or partially assembled, we will reign terror and mediocrity across the front lines of WvW, maybe sPvP, and even perhaps PvE content.
⋆。°·☁︎ Imagine…
An impenetrable covering of sniper fire devastating opponent zergs from the ramparts of Stonemist Castle…
…Or a roaming squad of long range teleport duelists confusing the heck out of one poor and unfortunately routed zerg reinforcement.
Thief mains are widely considered the most skilled 💯 of all GW2 players, which is why we understand that sometimes victory in a battle is more psychological than it is literal.
✅📋 Requirements
- You MUST use a Deadeye thief during guild events, with at least Renewing Gaze or more unlocked within your build tree.
- You must be AT LEAST half as good a shot as a storm-trooper.
- 18+ but NO WEIRD NSFW. (it is one thing for a joke to veer towards adult content. It’s another thing to ponder the biophysics of quaggans in map chat for several hours)
Please be willing to experiment with different Deadeye builds. One night we may try one thing, another night someone might suggest something else (if anyone joins). If YOU have an idea of what 7+ or 7- Deadeyes could look like in action (in WvW especially), we could rotate in your ideal Deadeye havoc setup on a timeline fair to everyone active in the guild. (which again is just me (for now))
🙅🏻♂️ All guild conflicts will be adjudicated by me. Judgements are subjective, vibe-based and completely final. (?) Good fits for this guild will naturally exude high-level elite 💯 Deadeye Aura.
Jokes aside, I’m seeking people with half decent soft skills who can manage high-gameplay engagement with comedy, agreeability, and everyday boundaries.
(insubordination or unsanctioned trolling? Believe it or not, straight to jail)
If you think you have the elite skills required to join what some have called the “Skull and Bones” type guild of Guild Wars 2, message me in-game or on discord. Or comment below.
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May your aim always be pretty close,
BoomBoomBuildman.7965 𖦏
Discord link here: https://discord.gg/Up9nHnHEa
(Voice chat not required / not currently used)
{The Maleficent Seven may seem like a gag organization, but its roots go back further into history than gunpowder itself. Past members include Napoleon, one of the extras from Die Hard, Bertha, and Marsha P. Johnson’s laundromat attendant}