“Ha! Holding! Drink, bitch.”
With a long sigh, I took a swig of my Miller Lite. “I never should have agreed on penalties.”
Casey grinned smugly, then reached over and gave Kelly a peck on the cheek. “Good thinkin’, babe.”
This was the fourth Sunday Casey and Kelly had spent at my place watching football. Casey started at my job a few months ago, and I had done the usual sports smalltalk bullshit I always do to break the ice with men. Turns out he was a Giants fan, and I’m an Eagles fan. One thing lead to another, and somehow I found myself offering to watch Week 1 together at my house, which he graciously accepted. Then came the immediate regret. I don’t usually hang out with coworkers, so I wasn’t sure what came over me, but at that point it was a done deal.
When the first Sunday came, I dreaded his arrival all morning. But with him arrived a saving grace: his girlfriend, Kelly. She was smart, funny, and a beautiful sight to behold. I quickly discovered I had much more in common with Kelly than Casey, and I found myself caring more about talking with her than watching the games.
So sure enough, when it came time for them to leave, I blurted out another invitation for next weekend, which Casey accepted with enthusiasm. And look, I had no intention of making a move on Kelly or anything, but I was willing to tolerate Casey if it meant getting to hang out with her more.
But this Sunday in particular brought extra stakes: the Giants were playing the Eagles. And I was met with an extra surprise when I opened my front door to see them holding a 24 case of beer and a handle of tequila. Usually we just sipped on whatever I had around the house, but Casey explained once inside.
“Alright, we’re going to play a little drinking game. When the Giants do good, you drink. When the Eagles do good, Kelly and I drink.”
Kelly nodded with a mischievous smile. “First downs and field goals are a drink. Touchdowns and turnovers are a shot. Oh, and if your team gets a flag or punts the ball, you drink.”
And so, there I was, taking a drink for another penalty. It was a pretty low-scoring game so far, with the lone touchdown belonging to the Eagles. But then, the second quarter happened. Touchdown Eagles. Pick-6 Eagles, which we decided was two shots. Touchdown Giants. Touchdown Eagles, and a fumble by the Giants to finish off the half.
And I had a problem. The drunker I got, the harder it was to keep my eyes off of Kelly. She was wearing a cropped Giants shirt and short jean shorts that gave a tremendous view whenever she stood up and walked away. Her auburn hair was curled and fell gracefully to her shoulders, and the image of my hands running through those curls and gripping on tightly kept playing in my mind at moments of alcohol-induced weakness.
Also, it became painfully obvious that Kelly handled her liquor much better than Casey. That last fumble shot had done him in, and two minutes into the halftime commercial break, he was snoring. When she noticed, Kelly sighed, then hiccuped. “Well, he’s out.”
“Should we wake him?” I said gently.
Kelly chuckled. In her normal voice, she said, “You’re free to try. He could sleep through a fire alarm.” She dealt a finishing blow to her can of Miller Lite. “I can call an Uber and take him home, if you want.”
I waved her off. “Naah, don’t waste your money. Stick around as long as you want.”
She smiled, seemingly content with that answer.
Minutes later, a commercial for visiting Hawaii came on. In a stream of consciousness, I said, “Damn, never been but I bet it’s beautiful.”
“We went last Christmas. It was gorgeous. Wanna see?”
Before I could even respond, she was on her feet, walking to my side of the couch. She plopped back down right next to me and pulled out her phone, opening her pictures app, showing a beautiful green mountainscape. “Unreal.” I said.
“There’s a bunch, you can scroll.” I followed her directions, looking through images of different hikes, beaches, storefronts, etc. And then, I arrived at the most beautiful picture of all. It was Kelly in a skimpy pink bikini on her knees in the sand, her hands in her hair and the waves crashing around her legs and feet. “Oh fuck, I forgot-“ she started to say, but I cut her off.
“Jesus Christ, you look like a fuckin’ model. Insanely hot.” The words left my lips before I could think about them. And then, my drunken self pushed further. I swiped again, seeing a similar pic in a different pose. Then another. Then one of her turned around, showing off her ass. She was quiet, but didn’t stop me.
Eventually, I was sent back to reality by a loud snore to my left. I handed her back her phone. “God, sorry, I shouldn’t-“
This time, she cut me off, gesturing to the TV. “Second half is starting.”
I sighed, looking at the nearly-depleted tequila bottle with resentment. “Guess we’ll need another bottle.”
Kelly groaned. “God, no. That first half was plenty. Let’s change the rules.”
I was both relieved and intrigued. “How so?”
Kelly thought for a moment. “Hmm… instead of taking a drink, loser has to answer any question from the other person. And no softball bullshit either.”
“Deal.”
The Giants got the ball first in the second half, scoring a touchdown fairly quickly. Kelly honored her commitment to no softball questions immediately.
“How often do you jerk off?”
“Probably once a day on average.” I answered, matter-of-factly. “Sometimes more, sometimes less.
Kelly nodded. “Same.”
I laughed, gesturing towards her sleeping partner. “Even when Casey's around?"
Though I was mostly teasing, she replied earnestly. "Casey's good at sex, but I've never been able to cum from sex. And he gets self-conscious if I touch myself while we're fucking to get me over the edge." There was a twinge of sadness to her voice.
I knew I shouldn't pry further, but my intoxicated curiosity pushed on anyway. "What about when he eats you out?"
Kelly laughed nervously. "Well... okay, this HAS to stay between us, but... he thinks I cum when he does it, but..." She trailed off, but the message was clear. "I know, it's terrible. I should just be honest. I just don't want him feeling bad about himself. He just... doesn't take feedback very well."
I shook my head. The idiotic cliche of, I would do whatever it takes to make you cum, floated in my head, but I pushed the thought away. Instead, I responded with a simple, "A damn shame." As if on cue, Casey let out a loud snore and rolled over.
Kelly's tone shifted back to playful. "And you just asked me two questions for free, so I get two in return."
I raised my hands in acknowledgement. "Good point. Fire away."
Pondering, she paused for a few seconds. "Are you a tits or an ass guy?" As I opened my mouth to answer, she continued. "I'm guessing tits."
I chuckled. "Bingo. What gave it away?"
She shrugged. "I feel like it's linked to personality. Probably some Freudian shit, but the sweet, quiet guys are usually tits guys." Then, she cupped her hands beneath her chest and gave them a small bounce. "Plus, I've caught you looking at mine a couple of times."
A wave of embarrassment washed over me immediately. I thought about apologizing, but I figured leaning into the joke was more fitting. "Well, I guess you don't have eyes in the back of your head, cause then you would have caught me staring at your ass too."
We shared a quick silent glance, and I was nervous I had taken the bit too far. But then, we broke out into simultaneous laughter. Then, she was ready with her next question.
"Are you a porn guy when jerking off? Or imagination?"
"Both, I guess." I replied. "Depends on my mood, but I'd say imagination 60% of the time."
Immediately after my answer, she asked a follow-up, and I realized the last question had been a trap. "Have you ever jerked off thinking about me?"
I froze, unsure what to say. The answer was yes, and though not without significant guilt every time. My hesitance was enough of an answer already, so I just nodded without making eye contact. In all the ways she could have responded, I would not have guessed what she actually said. "Good, because I would feel even more awful if I was the only one."
I looked at her, eyes wide. "Really?" I said, probably sounding like a kid who just opened the gift he asked for on Christmas.
She looked down shyly. "More than I'd like to admit. I... um..." Kelly trailed off, as if contemplating sharing more. Instead, she shook her head. "No, I can't. It's too embarrassing."
At that moment, I wanted her to be comfortable and to trust me. But lust also fueled my curiosity. "It's okay, really. You can tell me."
Kelly buried her face in her hands, then sighed deeply. "Ugh, you're going to think I'm a freak. But... a couple weeks ago, during that 4th quarter comeback the Eagles had, I took a video of you celebrating after the last score. Just trying to capture the moment, but at the end of it, you, uh, kind of... exhale and groan in this low, scratchy voice." She paused briefly, then added a final thought in a quieter voice. "I get wet every time I hear it."
The thought of Kelly getting turned on by the sound of my voice was enough to send blood pumping below my waist. I had a wonderful, terrible idea then. "Do you want me to record something for you?"
She looked up, shocked. "What?!"
I explained. "Like a voice recording. I don't know if I can perfectly create that voice on the spot, but I can try."
She stared at me for a while, not saying a word. Finally, she nodded.
I pulled up the voice recorder app on my phone. "What do you want me to say?"
Alerted, she looked between me and my phone. "You're going to do it now?"
I nodded. "If that's okay. I figured you might want to hear it live too."
Kelly thought for a moment, then produced her own phone. "I... don't want to say it out loud. I'm going to text it to you."
She typed, and a few seconds later, the message popped up on my phone. I smiled at the sight of it, then returned to the recorder app, pressing record. I tried to deepen my voice, putting little air behind the words to hopefully create the intended effect.
"Oh, fuck. Kelly, my beautiful angel. You perfect being. I want you. I need you. Please, cum for me."
I heard a subtle sharp inhale from Kelly's direction as I spoke. I had improvised a bit, adding a couple of groans and the "angel" and "perfect being" part. Before sending it, I looked to her for approval. "How was that?"
"Perfect." She said, quietly. I grinned, pressing the button to send it to her. Once she saw the attachment come through, she looked back to me. "I wish... I could do something similar for you."
It's okay. Don't worry about it. I understand the situation. That was the correct response, what my brain wanted to say. Except, I didn't.
"Well, I did have a thought earlier, but it might be too much."
She tilted her head curiously. "Tell me."
"Seeing you in... my jersey."
She chuckled. "That's it?" Then, with a smile, she stood up and held her hand out. "Gimme."
My mouth fell open, and I stared at her in disbelief. My body moved on its own, quickly shedding the jersey from my torso and putting it in her hand. "Close your eyes. No peeking."
Peeking sounded wonderful, but I did as I was told. In the darkness, I heard the shuffling of fabric before I heard Kelly's next words. "Alright, open up."
When I did, she looked as wonderful as I had imagined. The green of the jersey complimented her dark red hair and blue eyes perfectly. "Yup, that is... just as great as I imagined."
"Want a picture?" she asked sweetly.
My heart sped up slightly. "Of course, if that's okay." I pulled out my phone and pointed it at her, preparing to take the photo. "3... 2... 1-" When I hit one, Kelly quickly grabbed the front of the jersey and pulled up above her chest. In a heavenly surprise, her bare tits bounced out, pink nipples perked up at the center.
"Cheeeese!" She said, with a smile. Surrendering to my desire, I took the picture, and she lowered the jersey back down. I couldn't help but stare at it on my phone, dumbfounded. Noticing the spell the picture had me under, she laughed. "Damn, I got you good."
Her challenge made me want nothing more than to tease her back. I looked into her eyes intensely and tried to use the voice from the recording again. "I couldn't help it. Your tits looked so fucking good, Kelly."
Her expression changed quickly. "Hey, that's not fa-"
I kept going anyway. "Mmm, your tits are so perfect Kelly. The way your nipples were hard while I was taking pictures of them was soooo fucking naughty. I wonder- hey what are you-“
In the middle of my tease, I was ambushed before I could react. Kelly was on her knees in front of me, undoing my belt and pulling my jeans and boxers downward. My erect cock sprang free, but just as soon as it was exposed, it was hidden again, only this time in Kelly’s mouth.
“What the fu- oh fuuuuck…” I groaned, which only seemed to make her performance more spirited. I couldn’t help but continuously glance over towards Casey, still asleep next to us, fearful at what he might do if he chose now to wake. But any anxiety of the moment was overpowered by the intense stimulation coming from the soft flesh of Kelly’s tongue and mouth. And then, with hand running through her hair, my drunken fantasy had somehow come to life, either by divine miracle or pure chaotic chance.
After a few masterful minutes of the blowjob, I could feel myself approaching the edge. “Fuck, Kelly, I’m gonna… I’m gonna cum.” My voice made her emit a small muffled moan, and she put her all into the final stretch. Soon after, I was pumping warm cum into the back of her throat, her boyfriend sleeping mere feet away without a clue.
As the blood was rushing back to my head, I was breathing deep with my eyes closed, trying to collect myself. But I was interrupted by a couple silent pokes from Kelly below me. I opened my eyes, and she was gesturing to my phone and making a hand gesture like she was taking a picture.
“Are… are you serious?”
She nodded, keeping her mouth closed. With a couple quick presses, I opened my camera app and pointed it in her direction. Kelly gripped my flaccid dick, put it next to her face, and opened her mouth, revealing my thick cum resting on her tongue.
“Ho-ly shit.” I mumbled, taking the picture. Satisfied, Kelly took a big gulp, then scampered towards the bathroom. I stared at my phone, swiping between the two new and unbelievable photos in my possession before remembering I was still completely exposed. I pulled up my pants and ran to the other bathroom to clean up.
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A couple hours later, Casey finally stirred from his slumber with a belch.
“Fuck, is the game over?”
Sitting at his side in her original attire, Kelly nodded grimly. “Giants got shit on.”
“Of fucking course.” He groaned. “At least I didn’t suffer through the rest of it.” Casey looked over to me. “Did I miss anything interesting?”
My phone felt like it was burning a hole in my pocket.
Nah man, just your girlfriend showing me her tits and sucking me off wearing my jersey, just the usual.
“There was a sick ass interception in the 4th, but the game was pretty much over at that point.”
Casey shook his head disapprovingly. “Fuckin’ Giants.” He looked back to Kelly. “You good to drive, babe?”
She smiled and nodded. “I ate something in the third quarter to sober up.”