Same as above

So, I don’t remember this. But I was told this by the rep who works for the stimulator. He’s a super nice guy and he’s great! Apparently, I woke up, said, “(rep’s name), Give me a hug!” XD. When he told me this, I laughed and apologized. He was totally cool about it too! Apparently, it happens a lot. By the way, it was my first time being given dilauted (not sure how to spell it.) sorry for spelling the drug incorrectly). They used that to put me under. Also, this was through IV. Not a mask. The only thing close to a mask I had was the little oxygen nasal thing that just goes into the nostrils. Just a silly thing I remember being told after. When I woke up, I did go back to sleep and woke up again. It was hard coming out. But still asking for a hug is both sweet, and hilarious! XD.

Repost, with subtitles (moved text up)

So I had a routine colonoscopy last week.

In the middle of it, I dreamed that an earthquake hit. So I'm out cold but still thinking "just my luck, an earthquake hits in the middle of my colonoscopy".

It was just them rolling my bed back to recovery lol.

And, Right after getting re-dressed and getting in the car, I was really amused to discover through my shirt that I had grown a third nipple.

It was just one of those metal ECG leads they forgot to remove. I was so disappointed.

So I had surgery for the first time today, so I of course had to also go under anaesthesia for the first time too. Well, I asked my parents what I did, as I remember very little of it myself. I had flipped them off a few minutes before going into the surgery room(not under yet, but had an IV) but apparently I flipped them off 3 more times in recovery and on the way to get food. When I was discharged and getting into the car, I face planted into the back seat and hit my cheek bone on my little brothers booster seat, apparently that scared the nurse and all I said was 'im okay, I think I just hit my cheek bone' in the most nonchalant tone. In theory, I am chaotic neutral when under anaesthesia.

Can’t believe I’m putting this on the internet 🤦‍♂️