This looks at not just the ascendant but all the houses for each rising and makes a deliberate character assassination. All in good fun!

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Am I right, Scorpio babies?! Who dare glimpse into the terrifying abyss that is our souls?! 🙂‍↔️

happy birthday scorpios!

Tf you mean you used ChatGPT for astrology that shit ain't right

I want to break free - Queen.

I'm a Sagittarius moon and mars.

WHY ARE YOU SO COLD WHEN YOU GET ATTACHED THE FIRST TIME AND WHY DO YOU TEXT SO DRY AND AND AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUSINESS TRANSACTION EVERY SINGLE TIME WE TEXT

I HATE IT HATE IT HATE ITTTTTT

signed scorpio venus 🦂

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPRESS AFFECTION IS AFFECTION EVEN IN YOUR VOCABULARY

For me, it's mostly been Virgo men. They love strange femmes. I'm most attracted to my fellow Scorpios, but they don't seem to be into the alt baddies as much. 😭😭😭

I'm curious what other people's experiences are?

I was watching videos of the French protests online and wondered why France seemed to be constantly protesting against something. So I looked up its birth chart for some answers, and wasn’t surprised to find an Aries moon opposite a Libra sun (which rules justice)💀

I also checked out a few other countries out of curiosity, and some of them seem pretty accurate. Observations:

- Couldn’t find one for Germany and Japan in general, but Berlin being a Scorpio sun, Aquarius moon, Capricorn rising is on point
- Japan being a Virgo rising is accurate as well
- Canada having a Cancer sun and an Aries rising is the reason they are responsible for the Geneva Convention even existing. Cute, but psycho vibe 😂
- So many Leos!?
- Not shocked that Korea is a Leo/Libra blend
- Exact birth times are obviously not possible, but who would honestly be shocked to also learn that the States have a Sag rising

Anyway, share your thoughts!

(This is not official by any means & the website used the countries’ Independence Days or when their constitutions were established for the birth dates and times. Not sure what they used for Berlin and Tokyo though 😕)

This is probably one of my most fun projects so far!

Okay, astrology fam: what's your usual coffee/drink order when you visit a coffee shop or café?

I either go for a venti Caramel Frappuccino, no whip, with extra caramel drizzle OR a venti Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade Refresher with extra syrup pumps.

Btw I am Aquarius 😍

Which is better for looks and charm and also does it work differently with different gender