r/Destiny • u/AnimationWizard J6 Enthusiast / Daliban DGG • 1d ago

Art Posts/Discussion Mr mouton dgg cards at Detroit event

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Mouton walked over to us and handed us this card, what do we do?!?

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u/FlintHardcheese 1d ago

Peach handed me this card when Mouton left

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u/Moontat7 1d ago

She's snarking dear vice leader

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u/Frank_the_Mighty 1d ago

The mana cost is triggering me, but otherwise I love this

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u/Star_Denizen 1d ago

Did you consider it’s a green card?

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u/icarustalon 1d ago

I assume they mean it's always colorless then colored mana. It doesn't follow typical mtg card design.

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u/thecaptain_command 1d ago

Just add a bunch of elves with tap for green mana. Easy

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u/thecaptain_command 1d ago

I guess we have idiots who never played magic

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u/Zer0323 1d ago

No you just aren’t seeing the issue with it being GG5 instead of 5GG. The previous comment talked about formatting and you talked about deck construction.

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u/thecaptain_command 1d ago

The first comment is about mana cost. And my comment is about: how to easily afford it.

“The mana cost is triggering me, but otherwise I love this”

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u/icarustalon 1d ago

The mana cost is triggering OP because of the formatting not the mana cost being high is what my comment was saying. Sorry you are getting downvoted but, yeah it was a whoosh for you there.

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u/basicallyskills 1d ago

No, the mana symbols are in the wrong spot. This should read {5}{G}{G}.

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u/brttwrd 1d ago

Oh damn, you right! I didn't even notice

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u/cocacole111 Establishment Shill 1d ago

They make 7 mana 7/7 uncommons with Trample, Hexproof, Reach, and Vigilance these days... Oh, and can't be countered (See Ruric Thar, Magecrusher from the most recent set). 7/7 and only Hexproof for 7 mana is pretty overcosted these days and I'm not even sure it would have been good even 10 years ago. It might have seen play in draft, but never would have been relevant in constructed.

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u/LigmaLiberty 1d ago

I can tolerate power creep but the constant ad placement sets have killed my interest in new sets

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u/ZeroV2 1d ago

Final Fantasy was the only good one imo but it was an all timer draft set. I imagine if I cared more about the properties I’d be more lenient but I actually enjoy Marvel and still found it to be miserable to draft

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u/LigmaLiberty 1d ago

If it was rare and not whole sets and fit in the broader theme of the game I wouldn''t really mind it so much, but it feels like we get more ad placement sets than actual original game sets and it's fucking annoying man. Just the fact that's recognizably another IP is annoying

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u/Redwolves2012 1d ago

I haven't played Magic in years, but this was a bad card even pre-COVID

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u/GlowstickConsumption 1d ago

That's so trash. Doesn't even have trample or haste.

Check this bad boy out. https://scryfall.com/card/sld/1174/carnage-tyrant

Or this: https://scryfall.com/card/one/189/tyrranax-rex

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u/Empathyinorder 1d ago

Not even legendary too. What is this Mr Mouton slander

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u/GlowstickConsumption 1d ago

Definitely should at least have a Mouton subtype so you can play Mouton tribal.

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u/Gracksploitation 🇩🇬🇬🇱 1d ago

Not even legendary

That's part of the Two-Mouton Theory.

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u/TheMarbleTrouble 1d ago

It should have shroud to prevent any self harm.

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u/The_Mad_Pantser 1d ago

neither are nearly as good as https://scryfall.com/card/xln/180/colossal-dreadmaw

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u/Zyykl 🇺🇸 American Exceptionalism Is Inevitable 🇺🇸 1d ago

*blocks your path*

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u/salad48 nathanTiny2_OG 🇷🇴 1d ago

Absolute y*e slop

I tap the omniliberal frog. Pepe wins

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u/Tyrone-Fitzgerald 1d ago

My muffintop

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u/TheMarbleTrouble 1d ago

The most delicious part of a muffin? I’m just here to dance…

https://youtu.be/fb6vhYaG5FQ

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u/Bignamek 1d ago

Mr Mouton's event room at the Wynn Las Vegas

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u/Scooter_Mane Ethical Sonic Inflation Supporter 1d ago

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u/BathroomBrewsMTG 1d ago

Not legendary. 5 is on the wrong side. Slanderous.

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u/PotentialEasy2086 1d ago

Goes into my regard tribal commander deck

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u/E_N_Z_A__D_E_N_I_N_O 1d ago

Where's the Dan fleshlight holographic?

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u/YungHeretic 1d ago

Sadge, he isn't even legendary

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u/Star_Denizen 1d ago

Not even a legendary creature bro

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u/Middaylol 1d ago

Bruh, they couldn’t even do the mana symbols right. Someone needs to be fired

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u/Au_Fraser 1d ago

7 mana 77 is craaaazy

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u/IntrospectiveMT Yahoo! 1d ago

Steven used to talk about an old friend he had who killed himself, and I remember this image was his desktop background for a while. So naturally I thought this was him. I even told my mom, “That’s an old friend of his who passed a while back.”

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u/Nachoman_Randy 1d ago

I see Mr. Mouton more like a deck engine than a simple beater.

Also he is White/Green. Like wtf.

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u/Skaugy 1d ago

Definitely white as him being a loyal friend to Steve is a big part of his identity in DGG. I'd probably pick blue for a secondary color as of late as his most recent arc is mostly about self improvement in the sense of learning about politics.

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u/Doomword 1d ago

Tyler1 dark magician card mogs this

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u/VirtualBeautiful5624 1d ago

Monogreen??? Mout???

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u/Vegetable_Steak_8208 1d ago

Needs a Lasagna buff spell to go with it.

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u/Unique_Capital_9775 1d ago

I would give him a diet Pepsi

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u/Ok-Instruction4862 1d ago

I’m a newer fan so my brain is breaking realizing that picture that was in the background of so many old debates I’ve watched was mouton the whole time.

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u/Belfind 1d ago

There was a time, I had several janky low power level commander decks, that this would have been a great fit in!

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u/thecaptain_command 1d ago

God damnit. I wish I could have gone

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u/quepha 1d ago

bruh you got a foil???

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u/2ThirdsLegsLyon 15h ago

The mana isn’t pipped right at the top, but I guess I can forgive that. Should be 5GG, not GG5

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u/Plaincow 10h ago

I'll buy a PSA 10 for 3k btw